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Theyd be so funny together.

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How do you do, fellow tumblr bloggers?🛹🧢

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At least he looks more believable when he lies than whatever Bateman does

He just looks annoyed, which honestly, makes sense since a woman just dropped dead and we’re instead asking him about Ad Astra

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well, it’s a shark, so either the drink is on land and the shark is dead, beached, or not really able to do much to protect it, or the drink is spilled and mixed in the ocean, and no, I wouldn’t drink ocean water

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oh HECK yeah MORE SHARK DEFENDERS LETS GOOOOOO

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Honesty I don’t even have that much beef with Julia, she’s fine… I mean if I did rank the Ad Astrans, she’d be near the bottom but not because I hate her, just because she’s underdeveloped compared to the others unfortunately (unless I also ranked the Junior Ad Astrans as well…then she’d be in the middle lol). But I love bullying her icl especially for her terrible taste…not that I can judge honestly I have awful taste too lmao

I think Bateman made it into the highlights because I screenshotted his insane confession and reacted to it on Instagram lmao

My photo library erroneously believes the highlight of my March was this crazy mf

Julia’s phone lore ig but excuse me where is MEERA I want to date HER not Bateman

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Say cheese!

I did the six fanarts challenge again, this time with canon characters!

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My photo library erroneously believes the highlight of my March was this crazy mf

Julia’s phone lore ig but excuse me where is MEERA I want to date HER not Bateman

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Danny Moto Sketches + Instagram Sketches Requests

exactly what the title says

Two Dannys I drew at work

Instagram sketches of Meera, Vinnie, Diego, Madison, Bernadine, Samson, and Finley under the cut, as well as a couple of characters from other fandoms under the cut

Meera that I believe @chelleinyy requested

@astra-galaxie requested Diego and Vinnie, and I drew them from scenes inspired by/directly from her MotP fic

I just drew Madison for fun

I believe @carmineroses was the one who requested Bernadine

I don’t remember who requested Samson and Zelda

@parisimms requested Erin and Larry

And Finley for @katrinahood

Thank you to everyone who requested these on Insta!

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dedra waited until heert had a day off so she could have all the glory of capturing luthen while avoiding interference. but what if lonni waited to flee until heert’s day off too? they worked closely together, and heert is literally by his side all the time. perhaps heert’s absence made it easier for lonni to access those files. either way, it’s just really funny that heert having a day off is a domino in the collapse of a galactic empire

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I love love love unreliable narrators, whether they be unreliable in the sense that they’re just in the dark about things like with Katniss Everdeen, or suspicious and paranoid about everything around them, or actually completely insane with a loose at best grip on reality like Patrick Bateman or the guy from Tell-Tale Heart, I love unreliable narrators and being suspicious about the main character and questioning their perception of things

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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Oh this scene hits so much harder knowing how the case ends

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Rogue One and Catalyst in a nutshell:

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I just realized that his shirt is blue, but his sleeves are white. Tf kinda shirt is that lol

also to parallel Bateman, he should’ve grabbed his hair, not punched himself in the head smh

I find it so funny that he didn’t kill for any romantic bs, and was so adamant about it. I mean, thankfully (despise that type of motive), it’s just funny that he’s very against liking her like that

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How it feels working a 9 to 5 and having too many WIPs of varying forms and genres alongside unrealistic expectations for myself as a writer yayyy xox

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you know you're too deep when you start calling your favourite characters "stupid fuck" and "asshole"