ashburntcat

[ashburntcat]

ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

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having a freak for a girlfriend isn’t all peaches and cream

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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

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Luna x Big Mac is underrated

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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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I SHOT THE HEAD OFF THE CPR MANNEQUIN WHAT THE HELL

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if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)

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Werewolf notes!

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Besties 💅✨️💕

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Hyrule Castle Town and Kakariko Village residents drinking river water that had to flow underneath King Zora’s ass, taint, and nutsack

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I have this headcanon where wings will outgrow baby furies for a couple weeks until the rest of their bodies catch up to them. They're pretty clumsy during this period of time, gotta get used to the weight of their new extensions😋.

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i watch baseball for the side quests