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i spend a lot of time casually thinking about tgirls wearing bikinis and getting really happy but then i inevitably start thinking about the etymolygy of the word bikini and i invariably end up feeling rather sad.

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if a tgirl with a neopussy wanted to sit on my face i think i’d accept my mortal fate of suffocation with dignity and grace.

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in times like the present where it’s increasingly difficult to find leisure activities which one can partake in for free, i suggest we relearn the old and honored pastime of eating tgirl ass.

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people need to stop acting like topping a tgirl when you don’t have a dick is some crazy unintuitive task. cis men get pegged every day. do you wanna live in a world where cis men get more prostate pleasure than tgirls do? get your fucking head in the game and give that tgirl some fucking strap.

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trying to rub my tongue against a tgirl’s perineum but she’s been gushing about byzantine history the whole time and my interest in the topic keeps distracting me from the task at hand.

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sometimes i get really sad and scared but then i start thinking about tgirl ponytail, tgirl braids, tgirl mullet, etcetera, and i start to remember that there’s still some hope out there.

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tgirl stoner: dang, it sucks that i’ll never be able to get pregnant…

the weed that makes you pregnant:

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doing erotic roleplay with my transfem girlfriend and she’s dressed like a bolshevik dominatrix while i’m dressed like a slutty little kulak and i’m trying to explain to her that while this whole scenario carries the aesthetics of communism it doesn’t actually manage to tell a communist narrative to which she responds by pushing the kalashnikov further into my taint. which i’m pretty sure is anachronistic.

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me, clutching a tgirl’s fully shaved penis in my hand with tears in my eyes: it’s my fault. i should’ve been there to stop whoever did this to you.

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sometimes i feel like there’s no one out there who wants me. but then i remember there are thousands of 55-year-old chasers who would love to date me and treat me like an object. and honestly that doesn’t make me feel any better.

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if you can’t see a post about advocating for trans women without insisting that trans women should be thrown into a volcano then you might not be the ally that you think you are.

pride month is coming up soon. whatever you do please do not forget about trans women.

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y’know hypnosis only works if the subject wants to be hypnotized. considering how well this forcefem thing is going, you may wanna reconsider some things.

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this post has gotten a little bit too popular and is beginning to be reblogged by a significant number of terf accounts. as a trans woman who doesn’t want to deal with that, i’m gonna go ahead and disable reblogs. sorry.

lesbian fujoshis are some of the world’s most powerful people. women making those boys kiss not out of any love for the boys but purely out of a love for the game.

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transfem who just finished fucking your ass beyond all reason who gently approaches you and whispers into your ear that you just lost The Game.

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fucking that tgirl so intensely that she feels the need to change her fursona to an animal lower on the food chain by the end of it.

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flirting with that tgirl so lovingly that she breaks up with her chaser boyfriend.

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aw fuck. the white smoke just billowed out the sistine chapel. there goes my plan of fucking all the cardinals one by one (we know they’re all chasers) and thereby invalidating any of them from becoming pope now that they’ve lost their virginity.