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Idk if this is too niche but how many people know that the Archimidian Aar was actually three wars fought between Athens and Sparta because of the one the only Waltolomew Stricklander

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I can imagine that Jim and Toby explained the concept of internet trolls to Blinky and AAARRRGGHH in the early days, and there was a bit of a kerfuffle.

Blinky: “Nonsense! The misconception of all trolls being mischievous and unfriendly is strongly outdated and inconsiderate!”

Thus the evolution of the Arcadia-exclusive terminology of InternetGummGumms.

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TALES OF ARCADIA PARK CLEANUP

So yeah, every time they have a battle, or even just the occasion of springtime coming around, they have ✨park cleanup✨

Zoe and Krel take charge. They make checklists, assign tasks based on individual strengths and efficiency.

Jim sweeps stuff and then makes dinner for everyone that helped.

I have a feeling that Toby and AAARRRGGH would have a great time recycling.

The chess team spend six hours fixing the birdhouses and nothing else.

Claire makes sure the animals are alright, helps adjust habitats if damaged.

Eli has had architectural reconstruction blueprints for this place for the last five years. He is secretly thrilled.

“No, Hisirdoux, no you can not be ‘entertainment’.”

Douxie then does Magic Infrastructure Fixy Stuff™

Steve was originally carrying things, then swapped jobs with Claire because he got bored.

Archie is just helpful in every capacity.

Blinky is accident prone, and thinks he’s being more helpful than he actually is.

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Zoe Ashildr recruited the Arcadia kiddos, taught them to follow Douxie around every fourth Thursday for three hours, narrating his life for him in the style of the ‘dAy iN tHe LiFe Of A tRuE bReXiT gEeZeR’ video.

He secretly enjoys it but will never tell a soul. Archie seethes.

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It utterly destroyed everything I loved about it-

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Doux and Zoe will never not have a hefty supply of hair dye and piercing kits for the occasions of an emotional crisis for either them, or their little Arcadia kiddos.

Oh yeah, theyre totally responsible for Arcadia’s new generation of punks.

They make a club and everything on the history and culture.

🤘

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There is absolutely a universe where Douxie and Zoe were temporary supply/substitute teachers at Arcadia Oaks High…

Except it’s AFTER they’ve saved the world with the Arcadia kids.

Zoe: Domzalski is that gum you’re chewing?

Toby: i literally saved your life last week.

Zoe: go to the next classroom. Get out of my sight.

And it’s just Douxie and the kiddos in the next room watching Bohemian Rhapsody. They have a scheme to save them from algebra or whatever dumb shit they’re doing.

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i wish all my beloved followers and mutuals a very “you find a fic that has the exact premise and characterization you’ve always wanted to see but never had the energy to write yourself and it’s really good and just as long as you want to read”

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I’m in a lecture somebody stop me from cackling

Saw the latest season 2 trailer for Arcane and had a vision

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I think our posts exist coherently in slightly different fonts

i said bleeding bellrocks out loud by accident and my mom looked at me like i was crazy

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Jim absolutely is good at volleyball

Claire is a canonical theatre kid. Bosh. Full stop. That’s her sport.

I think Toby is a really good badminton player.

Steve is like- so good at gymnastics, but he hides it due to a constant need for having the higher status, therefore being a jock with a passion for bullying.

Aja can obviously just do everything. Ever.

Krel is our hip hop idol.

Eli is a professional cheerleader. In you know… his own way.

Thanks @classyglitterstarfish for the inspo

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Zoe: What. What is it.

Jim: …

Douxie: Come on mate just ask, it’s no big deal. We won’t get angry.

Jim: …

Jim: why the fuck is your band called ‘Ash dispersal pattern’—

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THE WAY I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY TIME YOU JUST BEAT ME TO POSTING ABOUT IT

Douxie and krel: Listening to music*

Krel: Hey what’s the name of this band?

Douxie: Foo fighters

Krel: AJA YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

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Krel: If you bite it and you die; it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it’s venomous

Steve: What if it bites me and it dies?

Krel: That means your poisonous. Kleb learn to pay attention steve

Jim: What if it bites itself and I die?

Claire: That’s voodoo

Toby: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Krel: That’s correlation not causation

Aja: What if we bite each other and no one dies?

Douxie: That’s kinky

Barbra: Oh my god.

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the animation in toa truly is spectacular the way each character looks when their facial expressions are pushed truly makes each expression magical i mean just look at this

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Why do the ship names "jiper" "jasiper" "jasper" exist when the elite name "Lightning McLean" is literally right there bruh 😭

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There’s just something about being an Arcadian that makes this 10x funnier. Is it that no one knows about us? Maybe. Is it still fucking hilarious? Absolutely.

I’m laughing so fucking hard at this clickbait ad from Pinterest

That’s fucking tales of Arcadia

they poorly edited the blonde girl and Shannon Lohannon’s kiss into a screenshot of turning red