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Awesome sauce

Jasper J. Maledictus (they/he)

I forgot to actual post my new persona/pfp so HERE IT IS !!

Got a haircut and had an identity crisis, so naturally I had to design myself a new persona at 10 o'clock at night.

They have no face, the fashion sense of a Victorian, and their sword earring turns into an actual sword. The gem on the frilly collar thing might change color with emotion, but I haven't decided yet.

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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*

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we are so back

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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Why does Tumblr keep sending me ice cream polls 😭

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my love language is being a weirdo and saying anything that comes to my mind

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“ur so quiet” thanks i do not want to talk to you

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Go for it 👍

My dad's double standards for fashion are actually fucking insane

I, his daughter, can dress as masc as I want as long as it isn't blatantly masc or The Striped Shirt for Enbies™ (pictured below, he literally said no to buying it bc it "looks like it was made for nonbinary people")

If I put a little aremy camo baseball cap on his baby daughter, it's cute. If I put a sparkly little headband on his baby son, it's Crossdressing and Bad.

The fuck?

I should also add that I'm allowed to wear the ACTUAL Striped Shirt for Enbies. (pictured below, I don't have the fangamer one but it is This Shirt)

Probably because it has pink.

He has a trans son by the way. He moved out years ago

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COOKIE DOUGH SWEEP 🍪 🍪 🍪

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Juvenile Guineafowl Pufferfish is found in the warm waters of the Indo-Pacific. This tiny fish uses its vibrant pattern to stay safe and confuse predators.

📸: Alex Permiakov

credit: 1 Minute Animals