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i was way more nervous than i thought i was going to be
#this colour was so insanely good on him#and paired with the choker and the black tank...all the right choices were made that day sir#luke hemmings#gif
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drown in my eyes ♡
#ohhh rip i was just saying earlier that even tho the blue eyeshadow palettes i bought last year for tour will likely only be used--#--once a year at most for all eternity--#--ain't no wayyy i'm ever gonna throw them out🥹#they represent everything that was so amazing and beautiful about may of 2024 and i will therefore keep them as memorabilia#and maybe i'll put them to use for a look or two whenever the next 5sos tour takes place#luke hemmings#pic
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#me mumble-singing ''pink planty club ima keep on adding to the pink planty club'' to myself while i do housework#cos i spotted a smol aglaonema pinky promise when i was at the garden center just now and i bought it#so that makes five plants i own that have pink in them. which no it's not a lot lmao but we're working on it😌#i do have a few that have red in them if that can count as a half-point
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dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually
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#shoving a fuckton of alocasia corms into a bigass lidded plastic container filled with sphagnum moss is all fun and games until--#--they start sprouting and you're standing there like....wait what is what here?? cos jfc alocasia babies ''all'' look the same#most of them have no personality aka unique characteristics in their first phase of life whatsoever#so now i'm just a bit like okay well ig i'll just wait until you get older so that i can figure out what i'm even looking at#the main exception is the jacklyn🌿 she's an easily identified girlie even in her newborn state. iconic
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CUM GUITAR?😭 i'm pretty new to the fandom, so i have to ask if that's a piece of important lore that i've missed
OH hjgfkjgh no no, there's no lore, i just remember when he first pulled out that guitar on stage during the take my hand tour, some of us were like "...lovely instrument, creating beautiful sounds and all, but why does it lowkey look like he and/or others ejaculated all over it and then didn't bother to wipe it down afterwards" and then at some point it started being referred to as the cum guitar whenever the topic came up in conversation🌻
#nsfw#i do love the idea of there somehow being actual lore colloquially referred to as 💫the cum guitar💫 tho#also this is the second ask i've received in the last week or so that has been cum-related#is it like a bloody mary-thing? i say the word cum and someone will drop by with a comment and/or question?#don't get me wrong i don't mind at all! just an observation😌#ask
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Cashton via sthefnarciso on IG
#cashton back on their bullshit (sooo affectionate) but make it 2025🥲👑#ashton irwin#calum hood#cashton#vid
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my reels algorithm has the same energy as that guy from extreme makeover home edition
it's like oh you expressed a hint of interest in this one specific thing? okay then get this we're gonna make your whole for you about it
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They hate it when u dont abide by the same imaginary rules that they force themselves to live under
#prev 😌#tbt the coworker who (in a very resentful tone of voice) told me "wow okay must be NICE to have so much FREE TIME'' when i said that i--#--was just gonna chill at home and not do much or something like that in a conversation about afternoon plans or weekend plans or--#--whatever it was#cos SHE has kids aka time to do nothing wasn't and isn't an option for her. and i do not have any. nor am i planning on acquiring them#and it was kinda just like....yes? it's very nice? that's kinda the fucking point? why are you giving me attitude over the consequences--#--of what was (presumably and hopefully) your own damn choice???#it's so fascinating to me how it's somehow always the people who are the loudest about parenthood being damn near debilitating in its--#--demands who are also the most judgmental about people who choose to NOT reproduce#in my life anyway. like it's always the chronically exhausted and cranky and bedraggled person who starts preaching about the--#--joys of parenthood the moment they find out someone in the room has no interest in heading down that same life path#maybe it's some sort of misery loves company-coded thing#rtext#in the tags
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men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society
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solo!sos ft. first singles
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so cum ice cream is something you would want to be notified about via text or DM? noted✍️
you know, i actually do have a list of (5sos-related) things i wanna be notified about no matter what i'm doing or what time of day it is, like if any of those things happen and i'm not actively online to witness it, i wanna be notified immediately in whichever way anyone could get a hold of me
and while the list only consists of more or less realistic scenarios, not crack-coded ones like cum flavoured ice cream being launched, i'm gonna say that yes, i would absolutely wanna be immediately notified about an event like that💫
#nsfw#oh my god this reminds me of when i woke up at like 6am to go to work on the morning (my time) that starting line was announced--#--and i was FRANTICALLY tryna get a hold of amanda whilst rushing out the door#cos idk if we had official lists yet at that point but it definitely felt like something she'd wanna be woken up for#ask
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bro my eyes skipped the word "cake" and i i read wedding milk
thought for an insane moment that you'd at some point tasted and enjoyed cum flavoured ice cream
so you know how there's that soap you can buy with sydney sweeney's real bath water in it? yeah so while you were busy existing in reality, you missed that 5sos actually released a line of personal cum-flavored ice cream flavors and the cake cum ice cream combo made it to my top 10 flavors.
#nsfw#new monologue topic just dropped: what would each member's cum ice cream taste like#and i don't just mean what their cum would taste like but. like. what flavours each of them would pair with their cum#...okay well i was actually omw out the door to go for a run when this all started happening and now feels like a good time to follow--#--through on that plan. get some fresh air and touch some grass yk#(also the mere idea that this somehow could've happened without ANYONE texting me about it is so unreasonably funny)#(tho i don't think i'd have needed a text to find out about it. it's outrageous enough that chances are it'd make it to mainstream media)#askr#molly
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Okay, everyone, share your favourite ice cream flavour or flavour combo! Chop! 👏🏻 Chop! 👏🏻
#i really love anything strawberry🍓 whether it's ice cream or sorbet or a slush situation or whatever else#i'm also easy for plain basic vanilla if it's like GOOD vanilla#also pistachio. i love pistachio. fuck you molly#rtext#in the tags
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