#rtext

[lycanspirited]

"The fuck is this? Who added me to this group...Lycanspirited? Who the fuck names a group that?"

Text: What the hell?

Robin texts back

Rtext: Tristin! Glad to see you here, Anubis likes to keep tabs on the whole group, plus like what Colette just said. We use it to keep up to date on stuff.

Ttext: Riiiight....

[1drivingschool]

We believe this technology has the potential to prevent some of the most common accidents.

RDriver inexperience

RTexting and driving

RSpeed related accidents

RFreeway accidents

RCollisions with other drivers

RDistracted driving

RPoor Judgement

RNight Driving

RLoosing vehicle control

RStriking object or pedestrian

RDrowsy driving

RImproper evasive action

RFailure to drive in single lane

RUnsafe lane change

RFollowing too closely

RImpaired driving



In this course, you'll learn how to use the most Advanced Self-Driving/ Autopilot capabilites and features.

This course is taught in a Tesla Model S plaid - with full-self driving capabilities.

[smoljoelito]

CNCO as messages @cncosangelita has sent me

Zabdiel:

Richard:

Chris:

Erick:

Joel:

[redlangdoesthings]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Elder Scrolls Online Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Male Vestige & Verandis Ravenwatch Characters: Male Vestige, Verandis Ravenwatch, Melina Cassel (mentioned) Additional Tags: Altmer Vestige but it's irrelevant, Verandis POV, Mild Teasing, The Vestige is learning to read!, Via smutty literature..., The teasing is not related to illiteracy, No actual smut here sorry Summary:

The Vestige is learning to read! Unfortunately, said Vestige picked a book Verandis recognizes as belonging to Melina.

No actual smut here, sorry. I just couldn't resist that title and slight Dragon Age reference.

***

Since I’ve been gearing up to post a big thing, I thought I might as well stick this old short up here.

[pomonassprout]

NO MORE PLEASE♡

heyyy! i reached 100 followers yesterday, which makes me super happy and super grateful to all of you following my trash blog, so thank you so, so much, ily all! i figured i could do some blogrates and harry potter aesthetics to celebrate, so.. that’s what i’m going with and hoping you wanna enter♥

alrighty, so rules!

mbf this marauder trash can

reblog this post (likes only count as bookmarks)

for a blograte: send me an ask and tell me who your favourite hp character and/or ship is!

for a harry potter aesthetic: send me an ask and tell me your all time favourite movie and/or tv show!

you can choose either of the two or both♥

formats are under the cut

BLOGRATE FORMAT

url: i don’t get it, sorry / cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / REMUS LUPIN

theme: cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / SIRIUS BLACK

mobile theme: cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / JAMES POTTER

icon: i don’t get it, sorry / cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / LILY EVANS

title: i don’t get it, sorry / cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / REGULUS BLACK

content: cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / HERMIONE GRANGER

overall: cute! / amazing / how on god’s green earth?! / MOLLY WEASLEY

following? no but ily! / f+ / yesss! / forever and ever and ever

comment: 

HP AESTHETIC FORMAT

house: gryffindor / hufflepuff / ravenclaw / slytherin

era: founders era / marauders era / lightning era / next generation

blood status: muggle born / half-blood / pure-blood

class: astronomy / charms / defense against the dark arts / herbology / history of magic / potions / transfiguration / arithmancy / care of magical creatures / divination / muggle studies / ancient runes

magical place: hogsmeade / diagonally / hogwarts / beauxbatons / durmstrang / castelobruxo / ilvermorny / uagadou / mahoutokoro / the leaky cauldron / the british minstry of magic /

magical creature: hippogriff / thestral / niffler / hungarian horntail / chinese fireball / swedish shortsnout / unicorn / kneazle

[buzzbeedunbolved]

i can smell coffee whomst the fucketh is testing me like this

[blause]

i am dRUNJK and LOVE roy fucking mUSTANG

[changsubstance]

i told myself to only watch it for nuest and cube kids but i got hooked and want them all to make friends and be successfull

[arvoze]

that the moss grows from the north side of the tree

[ranvwoop]

now I can see. less

[1miyu]

pjiminis ✈ jiminmyoui

url change y’all!!!!

[homoaquaticus]

hey just a heads up apparently @/ab*lish-hyp*rtext or whatever is a terf and follows and reblogs from terfs

hey so i have no idea who that is and i looked through my recent reblogs and didn’t see that username? i’m not sure if you meant this for someone else

[redlangdoesthings]

Character Profile: Falcarmil the Masked

Name: Falcarmil

Alias: Haliendor

Race: High Elf

Gender: Male

Orientation: Panromantic Asexual

Age (as of fic): 103

Appearance:

Hair: Blonde, long. Kept in a loose braid

Eyes: Gold

Height (approx): 6ft 7in/200cm

Identifying Marks: Notable, old acid scarring on left cheek, Small scar on right cheekbone, Chunk missing from shell of right ear, six toes on each foot

Traits:

Personality Traits: Loyal, pragmatic, wary, clever, bitter, stubborn, holds grudges

Likes: Dogs, sweets, sunny days, doing crimes, heights

Dislikes: Ships, dreugh, altmer society, politics, crabs, eggs

Fears: Drowning, loneliness, Meridia

Tics/Quirks/Misc: Gets motion sick, functionally illiterate, fiddles with objects when nervous, almost always has at least one dagger

Backstory, Skills, More under the cut

Skills:

Magical: Skilled in Illusion and Destruction, best at fire, invisibility, and short range teleportation. Can summon a barrier in a pinch. Not good at Restoration.

Physical: Good endurance, strong enough to climb things, swing a destruction staff around, stab things. Quick.

Crimes: Excellent at stealth, infiltration, picking locks, and dismantling/avoiding magical defenses/traps

Mental: Good problem solver. Not great at emotional intelligence

Backstory:

A Hulkynd, Falcarmil’s life was unpleasant from the start. Whoever his parents were left him to die in a field as an infant the moment they noticed he had an extra toe on each foot. Luckily for him, he was found by someone in the service of the Mother of Rats and taken to Shimmerene’s Waterworks, where he was raised by an eclectic mix of thieves, smugglers, rebels, and other outcasts. He spent most of his time struggling to survive, in a near constant search for food and shelter.

Due to the easily hidden nature of his ‘deformity’ he was able to blend in to average altmer society for some time, and became proficient in picking pockets. Working the markets became near impossible after an incident with a salamander left his left cheek significantly scarred, so he shifted to working nights as a burglar, petty thief, and occasionally took part in larger heists. During this time he became a good lockpick, but an even better illusionist and infiltrator.

After a bad breakup and growing frustrations with constantly being on the edge of starvation, Falcarmil braved his most hated adversary at the time... seasickness, and left the dominion by way of a pirate friend, to Daggerfall.

In Daggerfall he took a few honest, odd jobs, before deciding to bite on the offer of a ‘mysterious benefactor.’

He was sacrificed to Molag Bal by Mannimarco, and found himself a prisoner of Coldharbour for two months before Lyris rescued him. Once freed, he travelled the Daggerfall Covenant, gaining strength and combat experience in preparation for taking his soul back from Molag Bal. He also gained a boatload of trauma. Oof.

Meridia asking him to help the other alliances was the last straw, and, not feeling he could trust the remainders of the Five Companions, he called in a favor from Valaste and fled, an amulet to prevent magical tracking now in his possession. The path of his flight took him to Northpoint, where he paid for passage to Western Skyrim.

The ship ran afoul of sea giants and a storm, wrecking on the mountainous coast in a bid to escape. Falcarmil and the surviving crew headed into the mountains, making good distance but facing winter. On the verge of death by starvation and freezing, they were found by a nord hunting party and taken to the small mining settlement of Chillgyre. The crew recovered and headed for Solitude in spring, but Falcarmil stayed, figuring it was as good a place as any to begin anew.

He got a dog, learned to bake, and enjoyed relative peace and enough food in his stomach for approximately five years before the events of Greymoor.

The rest, they say, is history.

Or in this case, a long, grim fanfic.

[dangankinthings]

Mod Ibuki is handling all the current questions really well! Ahh, thank you! (Mod Ibuki deserves nice things and happiness)

sorry

[colorisbyshe]

@vulcains replied to your post: “whitesaviorcomplex: whitesaviorcomplex: Please protect minors that...”:

@sleepdontvisit​ im not talking about fandom spaces though. like if someones into fandom and they about sexual stuff obviously that's not appropriate, i meant real life

@vulcains mentioned you in a post: “whitesaviorcomplex: whitesaviorcomplex: Please protect minors that...”:

@sleepdontvisit​ i disagree :/ like yes be wary of weirdos and manipulation, but older gay women helped me a lot when i was young in ways my peers never could cos they were also just kids. and i'd like to be there to help other gay kids, you know? it shouldn’t be the same as an adult friendship, but i think we can still be friends and mentor and be appropriate. this reminds me too much of the idea that gay people are predators and shouldnt be around kids?

Imo that’s not quite friendship though. Like if someone is specifically there to provide guidance and there’s a firm understanding of the power dyanmic/differences, while that can be friendly and develop into life long friendship, the sort of mentorship you’re talking about isn’t quuuiiite what I was thinking of. Like going to an adult for guidance isn’t the same as like shooting the shit ove rtext daily and a mutual reliance on each other. Like if an adult is goign to a kid with their problems and being like “I dpeend on you!!!” that gets weird real fast.

[shadowlik]

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