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Adam which Jim Henson Muppet is your favorite??? 🙏🙏🙏

Kermit! That’s… not the most basic choice, right?

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Hey Adam, I’m currently lying in bed sick, my throat hurts,I can’t breathe, I get headaches easily when I stand up. I only feel better when I’m outside or in town doing things (most of the time) I really don’t know what to do. I’m tired because I barely slept at all. Do you have any advice that could help?

Oh gosh, i’m so sorry you’re sick, Lydia! I hope you feel better soon! All I can really tell you is to just try and rest and make sure you’re drinking water. I can get some for you so you don’t have to get up!

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Hello Adam Maitland. I am Yelena Belova (Black Widow, Thunderbolts*). It is nice to meet you!

-Yelena

Oh! Really? Well, it’s very nice to meet you too!

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I’ve been trying to talk with Delia and Charles more, but I feel like we just don’t have a ton in common.

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To everyone in the house, please don’t go into the attic for a while if you don’t have to. Barbara’s trying to take a nap.

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I sure hope you guys like me talking about Barbara, because sometimes all my ideas on what the post are about her too. I can’t help it! I love her too much! 💕

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You know, it’s such a weird feeling when you take a nap, are asleep for a long time, and wake up at around 8PM when everyone is still up but it’s also dark out.

…Gosh, are my thoughts usually so… uninteresting? Maybe I AM boring…

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I never swear! Or at least— I try to never swear. Barbara might though.

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Never thought i’d agree with you so much, but she really is gorgeous, cool and kind… Goodness gracious, i’m talking about her so much i’m getting myself flustered!

And also, now that you mention it, I don’t actually know what happened to our bodies. I think we were just buried though, if I had to guess.

…..hiiiiiiiii Adaaaaam

whatchya up to?

Oh, not much. As usual. Not really a lot you can do when you’re a ghost stuck in your own house. Me and Barbara have been spending a lot more time on the roof though!

We realized how great of a view it is and how amazing it looks at sunset, twilight, and even at night! Now that we’re dead we don’t have to worry about getting hurt either! (Though I still am sorta cautious up there, even when i’m not at any kinda risk. I guess it’s just instinct or something.)

It’s… also pretty romantic, being up there with her, where it’s so private and quiet. There’s nothing comparable to how it felt when she kissed me up on that roof, under the stars…

Oh gosh, i’m rambling again, aren’t I? My bad!

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*Sigh* I knew it was suspicious how long this conversation was happening without you calling one of us hot. Though, you’re definitely right about that. Barbara is so pretty, and gorgeous, and beautiful! And dare I say, she’s even… sexy?

Gosh, I can’t believe I just called her that word!

…..hiiiiiiiii Adaaaaam

whatchya up to?

Oh, not much. As usual. Not really a lot you can do when you’re a ghost stuck in your own house. Me and Barbara have been spending a lot more time on the roof though!

We realized how great of a view it is and how amazing it looks at sunset, twilight, and even at night! Now that we’re dead we don’t have to worry about getting hurt either! (Though I still am sorta cautious up there, even when i’m not at any kinda risk. I guess it’s just instinct or something.)

It’s… also pretty romantic, being up there with her, where it’s so private and quiet. There’s nothing comparable to how it felt when she kissed me up on that roof, under the stars…

Oh gosh, i’m rambling again, aren’t I? My bad!

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Oh, well that’s great! It’s nice that we have something in common, even if it is just our love for hanging out on the roof, haha!

…..hiiiiiiiii Adaaaaam

whatchya up to?

Oh, not much. As usual. Not really a lot you can do when you’re a ghost stuck in your own house. Me and Barbara have been spending a lot more time on the roof though!

We realized how great of a view it is and how amazing it looks at sunset, twilight, and even at night! Now that we’re dead we don’t have to worry about getting hurt either! (Though I still am sorta cautious up there, even when i’m not at any kinda risk. I guess it’s just instinct or something.)

It’s… also pretty romantic, being up there with her, where it’s so private and quiet. There’s nothing comparable to how it felt when she kissed me up on that roof, under the stars…

Oh gosh, i’m rambling again, aren’t I? My bad!

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…..hiiiiiiiii Adaaaaam

whatchya up to?

Oh, not much. As usual. Not really a lot you can do when you’re a ghost stuck in your own house. Me and Barbara have been spending a lot more time on the roof though!

We realized how great of a view it is and how amazing it looks at sunset, twilight, and even at night! Now that we’re dead we don’t have to worry about getting hurt either! (Though I still am sorta cautious up there, even when i’m not at any kinda risk. I guess it’s just instinct or something.)

It’s… also pretty romantic, being up there with her, where it’s so private and quiet. There’s nothing comparable to how it felt when she kissed me up on that roof, under the stars…

Oh gosh, i’m rambling again, aren’t I? My bad!

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Maybe i’d consider doing it for Barbara, but not for you, Beetlejuice.”

No, I am not gonna wear a maid dress. Sorry.

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Okay, I charged my mind. But i’d only do it for Barbara.

No, I am not gonna wear a maid dress. Sorry.

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No, I am not gonna wear a maid dress. Sorry.

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Okay then. Barbara said “Get your filthy hands off my husband, perv!”

…And yes maybe I do exactly what she tells me too. So what?

It’s pride month so I think it’s important for me to say that I, as well as Barbara, support the LGBT community! You’re all valid. ❤️

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No, I meant we’re NEVER doing that! It feels like you never listen to me!

I bet you’d listen to Barbara in a heartbeat. She’s good at making people do what she says… I admire her for that.

It’s pride month so I think it’s important for me to say that I, as well as Barbara, support the LGBT community! You’re all valid. ❤️