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Making hard lemonaid must be difficult. If the lemons are TOO hard you won't be able to squeeze any juice out of them

Alderine: PFFFYHAHAH!! Im- *WHEEZE* HAHAH!!!

Alderine: *Gasp* *cough* c’mon guyssh You’re a riot- Pfftt Hahaah!!-

Alderine: ......

Alderine: Ugh, suddenly m’not feelin too great; mayb’ve went a teensy bit /overboard/ hahah; get it? cuz like, pirates and; oof I need to lie down

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Speaking of magic, what sort can you do? And does booze affect how magic works by the way?

Alderine: m’s justa bashic white magic bit-CH

Alderine: Does booze effect it??? Welp; it’s h’rder to concentrate; so i thnk thas it? Also, coulda sworn I *hic* summoned spoons inshtead; heheh, forks though, thas cool

Alderine: Buh magicks er usually pretty natur’l; *hic* Under most circumstances; it takes a lot ta disrupt a monster’s connection ta ther magic

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Hey now, none of that talk. You're filming yourself for the masses to see. If you want this to take off you're gonna need something to bait the viewers, and the easiest way to do it is to get plastered on camera

Alderine: Hey now I’m *HIC* Not gh-gunna get Plastered on camera??? Im just cuttin loose a liiiiiiil Not TOOO much

Alderine; Thway yer talking is like *hic* Im gonna end up makin an ass of mahshellf

Alderine: Ya kinda lost me there bro I h’ve noooo idea *hic* what you’re shaying

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Are you enough frog that you need to swallow by pushing your food down with your eyes

Alderine: PFFFTFTAHAH HAAH!! Oh mY *WHEEZE* gOD NO THATS HORRIBLE  *cough* IM Not/??? *WHEEZE* Oh mY God My Sides

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Drunk cake making time?

Alderine: Shiiiit Man I dont think I gots all the ingredients; i gotta, head to the shtore and shit; Plus it’s like, midnight?? 

Alderine: Maybe Another Day; Nother time; but I got- *hic* gotta do it sometime

Alderine: That’s a hard “sorta” my dude; it’s pretty long but I cant like, grab shit with it; and if i really wanted to i could make it sticky; which makes eating popcorn *hic* fun.

Alderine: Thought gotta say *hic* tryna decipher mah like, “abilities” through heritage is gonna be weird cuz i just kinda got “sorta’ for a lot of things;

Alderine: I cant breathe underwater *hic* but i can hold my breath for real long, I cant see in the dark but im “better” wit it. I won’t pass out in Hotland but I hate commutin through there; yadda yadda fuckin, blood’s weird man

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So what do you think about the Royal Scientist? I hear there was a big media furore about him and his boyfriend before Princex Chara arrived.

Alderine: AHAH! Man that fiasco was all the fuckin BUZZ over at the New home Gossiper!! The Royal Scientist is’fine an all, not all up inta the science scene fer obvious reasons an shit; he does *hic* good fer the community *hic* but man do I know about that goddamn ‘furore’ or whatever the fuck

Alderine: Made me feel pretty bad fer the guy, justryina have a *hic soshal life, but I s’pecially feel bad for that poor bastard who was his boyfriend ta begin with...

Alderine: Allll dragged up inta nonshense cuz his boyfriend’s a fuckin celeb; havin camerashall upin his face; don’t even remember what he looked like all toooo well before *hic* he up an bolted.

Alderine: Paper tol’ me to tryta get some footage *hic* but shit, he musta freaked out er somefin; cuz he turned all of us fuckin green!! I swear to god I was like that for FOREVER.

Alderine: And shit, I got in so much trouble; *hic* 

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Roger that. You know yourself and your limits better than some strangers on the Undernet. Have a blasty blast, Ald. \o/

Alderine: Hell yeah man, I just wanna chillll! No harm no foul; amiright?

Alderine: B’sides, is’not like I aint got my bro comin over soon; he’sh coming offf work in like an hour er so; he’shhh the best

Alderine: Hell yeah Im a student at NHU~ I ....am in their culinary department; cost an arm an a leg and a fist full of teeth but I’m gonna *hic* hit it big baby!!

Alderine: Gonna be the best damn cake decorator you ever did see this side fo the underground! *hIC*!... Oh ye; an I gonna geta minor in journalism

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Why are you cosplaying a lazy trashbag?

Alderine: Yo, whaa?? Cmon now M’just relaxin in my own, uh, shared apartment! *hic* that aint very nice to say bout someone who aint puttin their all into their appearance; i ain’t just some eye candy ya dig?

Alderine: It also sounds like yer talkin atrout a person? Now thatsh not vry nice times two! For them and me, screw you!

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....W-what does h-hard lemonade t-taste like?.... I, u-uh, h-haven't ever d-drank alcohol b-before, my c-cousins weren't old e-enough for most of my life w-when I lived w-with them and... u-uh... does it taste g-good?

Alderine: Yooooo! What up Shysta? And whaaa? Youve never had alcohol? I guess thas for the best honestly, it’s easy for people to get *hic*, hooked on it

Alderine: No that thas a problem for ME, i jus know from, yaknow books and movies and stuff

Alderine; And This stuffs okay but iss a little sour fer me, not to mention pretty strong, forgot to chehck the alcohol content before i had a couple of these. Whoops!

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Hard lemonade is the friggin' bomb. Just don't go hammer on it unless you got a buddy around.

Alderine: Psshhhh Relaax I ain’t a lightweight or nothin’, sides, this is only like my uh, second can? S’nothin 

Alderine: I know when to restraint m’self ya dig?

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Whatcha drinking, my dude? Also, is it okay to call you dude?

Alderine: Go right ahead broseph; s’far as I’m concerned “dude” has no gender

Alderine: And uh, nothin I’d like any of y’all to tell my folks back home about, if y’all could even reach em, but I’m gettin just a little bit tipsy on hard lemonade

Alderine: Whaaaat not like I got any other plans tonight

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So I noticed you got stripes on your arms and horns. Does that mean only your arms and horns are children?

Alderine: Oh ha ha like I ain’t heard that one before

Alderine: Does that mean lined paper is a child?? Are barcodes children??? It’s just stripes man, what are you, five?

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nice hat doofus did you MOM buy it for you HA because if so she has a great sense of style i gotta say

Alderine: Hell yeah she did; and hell yeah she does. I think I inherited it from her.

Alderine: Ignore the khakis I’m relaxing

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B-but it's true! Y-you are c-cute! I m-mean, n-not.. c-cute in the 'attractive' way.... not that you're ugly, just that... uh.. I h-have a d-datemate a-and... agh! Y-you look cute in a c-completely platonic way and... W-words! *covering face*

Alderine: D’aww, shucks guys. thanks but I’d prefer if y’all just refrained from that sorta thing;

Alderine: There’s a couple things i’d prefer people not take notice of and my appearance is-

Alderine: ...

Alderine: Let’s not Talk about my teeth

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Do you play? (An instrument I mean)

Alderine: Eh, sorry ta dissapoint but I ain’t all into the music scene like Kylie is.

Alderine: But hell, I can whip up a mean quiche if that counts fer anyfin

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Oh! I spy a cutie

Alderine: Hey now come on, that’s enough guys, yer actually makin me blush now. Ain’t say I agree but uhhhhh, thanks, y’all are sweet. 

Alderine: I don’t want y’all to go sayin’ pity praise er anyfin like that

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How old are you? You're pretty cute!

Alderine: Haha, thanks! Can’t say i agree but I’ll try to take yer word for it, As for my age I’m at the ripe ol age of 25, shocking I know.

Alderine: But hey, in this day and age, there’s prolly some older folks like me on the web. I know my buddy’s got a band page but I ain’t sure if that’s the same thing.