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Oh, sorry about that. I didn't mean to be rude. I just thought it was funny. Sorry if it bothered you.

Anyone wanna play?

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I can... Try. I won't say I'm great at cutting hair, but I've never royally fucked it up if that's good enough for you.

How did you even want it cut?

Can somebody please give me a hair cut I'm lowkey starting to look like Greece 🥺🙏😇😔

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A little hostile but true

sorry everyone had to see that.

i'm okay. grazie. everything was and is fine. apart from the fact germany doesn't want to see me... and i haven't had a kiss all day....

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I get the feeling we're gonna have a stalemate.

Anyone wanna play?

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Anyone wanna play?

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I'm not great at tick tack toe, but I'll try.

Anyone wanna play?

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Exactly. You need someone to balance you out. Trust me, two of you is not as fun as it sounds, and that's not a dig at you. Did you know that Norway doesn't like cats? He hates them because they act exactly like him.

Update: There are roses on my doorstep. Someone is determined to get my attention: and somehow they know where I live. This could be the same person that intends on proposing.

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No you don't. They're annoying, clingy, jealous, lazy and for some reason cannot sit anywhere except the top of your head.

Update: There are roses on my doorstep. Someone is determined to get my attention: and somehow they know where I live. This could be the same person that intends on proposing.

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Are you sure you didn't just accidentally befriend a puffin? Because my puffin brings me that stuff all the time. Flowers, rocks, sticks, anything he can carry.

Update: There are roses on my doorstep. Someone is determined to get my attention: and somehow they know where I live. This could be the same person that intends on proposing.

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You don't owe me anything for that. Please, don't feel you have to gift me anything.

!!! What do you want for your birthday. (I am late yes)

It's not a problem and you absolutely do not have to do that, Mr. Egypt. Really, I don't expect you to gift me anything.

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Oh cool! Violin is the superior instrument.

Thoughts on Lindsey Stirling?

No comment.

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Who's that?

Thoughts on Lindsey Stirling?

No comment.

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I do not miss when I was younger. I was literally just born in a patch of snow. 0/10 way to be born. My only company for like four years straight was a gang member bird and Christianity guy.

MISSING THIS ERA

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Oh that actually sounds fun.

I overheard from one of the summer bringers that someone is planning on proposing but I did not hear a name mentioned. With that in mind, how do I politely decline a marriage proposal?

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'no thank you, I'd literally rather jump off a cliff'... Oh... Politely?

Uh... 'while I appreciate the gracious proposal I must decline for meeting the gentle embrace of eternal sleep as a result of a tumble down a steep edge of land would be a more suitable fate.'

Or something... I've never been proposed to.

I overheard from one of the summer bringers that someone is planning on proposing but I did not hear a name mentioned. With that in mind, how do I politely decline a marriage proposal?

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!!! What do you want for your birthday. (I am late yes)

It's not a problem and you absolutely do not have to do that, Mr. Egypt. Really, I don't expect you to gift me anything.

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Happy Birthday, Iceland.

Thanks, man.