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Reblog this if you are a hetalia ask blog

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Yes, please 🅱️a🅱️es

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Easter time!

Ah,sorry it’s kinda late but here’s how the boys did this easter. Also happy late birthday to Arthur <3

Spain: No puede ser real...Aún está lloviendo???

( I can’t believe this, it’s still raining???)

Romano: No ves que si lerdo

( can’t you see yourself idiot )

Engand: This is a load of bullshit, I came herer for the good weather and it’s not stopped raining all Easter?!!

Spain: Tranquis chiquis, ya pará...

( calm down dudes, it’ll stop )

Romano: ajajajaj seguro

(yeah, suuure)

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Uuuuuuh,

A night in mallorca can do a body good...

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Day 2 in Mallorca

Spain: Ey Romano, hazme un foto

Romano: Vale, pero intenta no romperte la espalda, ya tienes culo suficiente...

Spain: Ay, te fijaste :)

Romano: Menudo monoglo

TRANSLATION

Spain: Hey Romano, take a photo of me

Romano. Sure, but could you stop popping your ass out like that, as if you didn’t have it fat enough

Spain: Oh, you’ve noticed :)

Romano: shut up crap face

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Mallorca let’s go <3

Spain: Te pille cabrón!

( I got you fucker! )

England: Get your hands off me bloody wanker !

Spain: Guess who’s armada is sinking now you puta!!

Romano: ...

Oh no, he fucken ded

- day one visiting Mallorca -

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I'm officially deceased 😍💞

🖍?

send me a 🖍 and i’ll poorly draw your muse in paint

here you go!

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day 2!

Spain: ¿Que hora es?

Romano: Ya son las doce  sigues tumbado en la cama puto vago

Spain: Cállate, que tu solo te has levantado diez minutos antes

Spain: Pero anda cállate un mes, ya me visto, impaciente

Romano: uff, eres insoportable 

Romano: VAVAVAVAVVVAVAVAVVAVAAVVA DATE PRISA

Spain: que si pesao

TRANSLATION

Spain: What time is it?

Romano: It’s already midday, and you’re still lying on the bed you lazy asshat

Spain: Oh shut up, you’ve only woken up ten minutes before me

Spain: And ey get lost, I’ll get dressed, you’re so impacient

Romano: UGH I can’t stand you

Romano: COME ON YOU’RE TOO SLOW CRAPFACE

Spain: shut up puta

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Vlog 1.1

Spain: ...

Spain: Menuda diva que estas hecho

TRANSLATION

Spain: ...

Spain: What a fucking diva

Romano trying to take a selfie at  l’hemisfèric in Valencia

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It’s our first day of filming!

Spain: Hola! y bienvenidos a nuestro primer vlog

Romano: Ya te he dicho que paso de estas tonterías tuyas Antonino, déjame en paz. Solo he aceptado venir por los peces ...

Spain: No seas tonto anda, saluda a nuestros fans

Romano: Jesús, que fans tienes tu fantasma?

Spain: Que positivismo crack

Romano: Cállate inutul

TRANSLATION

Spain: Hello! Welcome to our first vlog

Romano: I’ve already told you that I’m not interested in your stupid thing, leave me alone. I’ve only come to see the fishes

Spain: Don’t be silly, greet our fans

Romano: Jesus, what fans do you think you have you looser ?

Spain: So positive, loving your attitude

Romano: Shut up stupid

Some backstory:

These two boys are visisting Valencia, and are in the Ciudad de las Artes y de las Ciencias, where there is an aquarium ( gorgeous by the way ).

Although Romano hates to admit it, he really likes visiting Spain’s house

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ATTENTION HETALIANS 2

So I didn’t realise that my post was getting so much reblogs about Himaruya sensei’s blog being shut down…. and I’m here to tell you guys that’s it’s alright, everything ok

Because

THEY MOVED PHOTOS FROM HIS OLD WEBSITE TO HIS NEW WEBSITE AND YOU CAN CHECK THEM OUT!!!

HORRAY

SO REBLOG THIS INSTEAD AND SPREAD THE WORD!!

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De viaje chiquis

Spain: I know where we should go today!

Portugal: no.

Spain: I haven't even told you where I want to go!

Portugal: I'm not driving you to Galicia so you can scream at the goats

Spain: Joder, you're so mean :(

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Oh God Spain no

Spain: Why do you never invite me to your place Romano? :(

Romano: I'd rather not have you idiot bastard blasting your crap music at 3am

Spain: *gasps*

Spain: 'Los hombres G' are top tier music!!

Romano: ...