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Beetlejuice and Lydia
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[beetlebabes if you even look at this ask blog we will stomp you to death with our hooves]This is an au where Lydia didn't go off to find her mother and they never got married.
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Beetlejuice: Hey, would ya look at that!
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we’ve got a hell of a year coming up
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Do you ever wish that you were alive?
beetlejuice: not since I made friends with lydia
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Oh? That honestly seems like cool. Although I guess it didn't really up your case with living with your mom? Since she would know what every color means. But at least that's not the case now! Because have people who care about you.
beetlejuice: she didn't pay attention enough to know the colors my hair turns into, but yeah. Juno sucked and I'm glad she's gone.
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Hey-I like it personally. Most likely Lydia and Roxanne likes it too! Also how did your hair color ability come from? Like was there at birth or was it a trait that formed while you were growing up?
beetlejuice: they're hanging out at the mall today so I wouldn't know what they think. also it's a side effect of being born dead
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Also-Bj your hair is turning a hot pink. Its good to know that this really do mean something to you. Since I guess your quite touched starved because you know not being able to have anyone see you for a long time so have all my cuddles of friendship.
beetlejuice: stupid thing always gives me away. thanks for the hug, though.
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Im honestly quite proud of you Bj on checking up on Roxanne. Personally if I'm being honest I'm proud by how much you've grown from a demon with mommy issues to a more slightly stable-ish demon w/mommy issues. You need to a hug. -big hug-
[Beetlejuice's pink hair deepens in color. he does not reply, but hugs back]
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Good job, BJ, for checking on Roxanne. I'm proud of you. :)
beetlejuice: oh, uh, yeah. ..thanks
[beetlejuice's hair turns pink]
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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You ok Roxanne?
roxanne: yeah I'm okay :)
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Beetlejuice: so uh. what did I do to make you leave last week?
roxanne: oh, you didn't do anything wrong. what you said made me think about things that happened to me. it's not your fault
beetlejuice: oh thank fucking god/satan
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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I'd go talk to Roxanne, BJ. Don't make Lydia worry. Let's try to figure this out.
beetlejuice: yeah, next time she comes over I'll talk to her. Saturday is in 2 days so she's probably coming
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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BJ WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ROXANNE WHY IS SHE SAD SPILLLLLLLL-
Beetlejuice: I just said I knew her uncle! I don't know why she was like that.
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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beetlejuice: oh, by the way, kid, I know your uncle. horrible guy
*Roxanne stops for a second and turns to face beetlejuice*
roxanne: you.. know him?
beetlejuice: yeah!
*Roxanne is silent for a moment, she seems to be going over memories*
Roxanne: I'm sorry, but I have to leave
lydia: what? why??
*Roxanne leaves without saying goodbye*
Roxanne is no longer available for asks
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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What does Roxanne think of BJ?
roxanne: he's the chaotic uncle that we all deserve
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Hey beej!! Have you visited your parents lately?
beetlejuice: nope. I don't plan on seeing my mom anytime soon and I dont even know who my dad is, so I might go find him if I get bored
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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Roxanne and Beetlejuice are now available for asks!
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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I was a girl scout and my mom would not let me sell cookies alone for dear that... That would happen. Anyways, do you guys have a favorite flavor of cookie? Can beetlejuice eat cookies?
Lydia: thin mints. also, I've never seen beej eat a cookie but I've seen him eat bugs he found around the house, so if he can eat those he can probably eat cookies
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ask-beetlejuice-and-lydia · 6 years ago
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