ask-blitzka

[ask-blitzka]

Yo blitz, do you now that Loona is-

*rise eyebrows three times*

-with a-

*move my hands in a circle motion above my head like a halo*

Blitz: Huh? What are you-

Verosika: I'LL TAKE THAT.

Blitz: Weird. Imma go polish my guns again.

Verosika: Okay, you do that.....ARE YOU INSANE!?!?! Look, I know he should know of this but I don't want anything bad to happen to Collin. If Loona wants to tell him about this, let her do it. Okay?

[ask-blitzka]

Moxxie, Millie, how are double dates with Blitz and Verosika?

Moxxie: We haven't done any yet, mainly because Verosika and Blitz like their dates to end a bit differently.

Millie: It's honestly embarrassing watching your Boss and His Popstar Girlfriend get arrested for the eighth time after inciting a riot in a 5-Star Restaurant.

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Loona, how are you and Collin doing?

Loona: We are doing fine.

Collin: Indeed. Though, I may need to leave soon. Don't need the others to get suspicious.

Loona: Aw, how long until you leave?

Collin: I think in two days.

Loona: Then I will make sure those two days are pure bliss.

Collin: O-oh!

[ask-blitzka]

Moxxie, do you have a crush on Timothée Chalamet?

Moxxie:

Not really. He's fine, but I just respect a rising star. Not to mention, he's the youngest two-time best actor nominee since James Dean is big.

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Verosika, you're SO sexy! Blitz is a really lucky bastard!

Verosika: Aw, thanks for the compliment.

Blitz: I sure am.

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Blitz, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie, will any of you attend the Oscars? The finest actors, directors, and various other experts in the film industry get awards at this event.

Blitz: Nah, most of us don't bother with the awards of the living.

Millie: Not to mention that it's heavily guarded and expensive.

Loona: Most of us wouldn't bother. Keyword: Most of us.

Moxxie: C'mon, we've broken into more heavily secured area.

3: No.

Millie: Mox, I know you wanna see Timothée Chalamet possibly win his first oscar, but we can't risk being seen.

[ask-blitzka]

Will you write other stories on Ao3, Verosika?

Verosika:

They aren't really stories, more like me trying to write down events that are important to us.

[Author Note: The AO3 story is just for writing out important events in this Ask Blog's Story that can't be written in the blog itself. Sometimes, I will mention it's Verosika who wrote it then someone else later down the line. Sorry for the 4th wall break, I just needed to clarify this going forward]

[ask-blitzka]

I think Blitz should forgive Stolas.

I mean, he didn't really do anything to deserve hate.

Verosika:

He doesn't hate Stolas, or at least he doesn't now.

He just felt betrayed.

Besides, that's his decision. I can't force him to do anything.

It's his choice whether he wishes to forgive him. Honestly, if only Stolas knew what I know. Hell, if we all knew, maybe we that stupid wouldn't have existed.

God, I fucked everything up.

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So, now that the divorce between Stella and Stolas is done, what's gonna happen with those two?

Verosika:

I wasn't there for the actual trial, but I think we went over this early about the results.

However, as for post-trial things, the only one I know of is Stolas, who seems to be bouncing back from that depressive episode.

I don't know if Blitz will ever forgive him, though. Even though we're dating, I still feel he hasn't 100% forgiven me.

As for Stella, she kinda dropped off the face of the earth. Though knowing how her family is, I wouldn't doubt she's going through the coals.

Poor girl...

Octavia is a bit weird since the only one in contact with her is Loona, so maybe ask her.

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Verosika:

Happy New Years, Bitches. 2024 is done, and 2025 has begun. Let the fireworks fly and hopefully we don't get poisoned again.

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika: Merry Christmas Bitches

Blitz: It's two days after

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Verosika: Merry Christmas Bitches. Here is a present from the Blog to you guys. Please enjoy

[ask-blitzka]

Ace, what are the best creepypastas you know?

Ace:

Finally, a question for me.

Well, there are the obvious. Laughing Jack, The Showers, 1999, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth, Etc.

Some obscure ones are The Unseen, The Art of Jacob Emory, 9/17/10, Arizona, Liars, among many others.

Honestly, I could go on.

[ask-blitzka]

Loona, tell us, how is Collin able to go to Hell to see you without Cleetus and Keenie knowing?

Loona: why don't you ask him yourself.

Collin: So i just type, correct?

Loona: Of course, babe.

Collin: Okay. It's honestly quite simple. The Living World has many entrances to hell, thanks to certain people. Because of this, I just had to find a stable portal to enter and hope Bael doesn't find me.

Loona: And for Keenie and Cleetus?

Collin: After the whole Dhorks thing, I've been asking for personal space for many reasons. Thankfully, those two seem to understand, but I think those agents might be getting suspicious.

[ask-blitzka]

Hey Loona, I'm the anon who proposed you to be in a poly relationship with Vortex and Bee, and well, I'm sorry if I offended you with my ask.

I have a shitty memory and I forgot you are already in a relationship with Collin.

I'm really sorry.

But on the bright side, I'm happy for you and Collin. You both seem happy with each other, and that makes me glad.

Loona:

It's fine. I didn't mean to sound annoyed.

Moreover, thanks. I couldn't think of a better time with my little Lambchop.

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Loona, do you still go to Vortex and Bee's parties?

Loona:

Yeah.

I've asked Collin if he wanted to go, but he doesn't like clubs.

Or Alcohol.

[ask-blitzka]

Blitz, is your dad still alive?

Blitz:

Ugh, yeah.

Piece of shit is still around.

That fucker has been trying to contact me since it came out I was dating Ver.

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Verosika, how did you found out about loona and collin? What do you think of them being a couple?

Verosika:

I kinda-sorta walked in on them mid-love session.

I sensed powerful emotion from her room and, like an idiot, didn't knock and just walked in.

I let them finish before I talked her.

I knew she was in a relationship with someone because she didn't make it hard to not notice, but to think my future stepdaughter bagged a cherub.

Needless to say, I was proud.

But don't worry, I'm not gonna tell Blitz or anyone else.

They need to come out together.