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bot can I squeeze you and punt you and pat you and love you forever you’re so silly

Please don’t punt me

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!THE HEADCANON HAS CHANGED, BOT IS 16 NOW!

I updated the pinned post!!!

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he is not. The only way you could get worse at coding is writing on a piece of paper. Or a potato. With a potato.

>:( -Fan

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I have come to haunt your nightmares

:3

Uh-

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have you ever told Cabby that you lied about yourself in those cereal boxes?

’Course! I couldn’t let her have that wrong info forever..

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how the heck does one code in Google Docs. what does that even mean. help

Hello, Fan here. I am GREAT at coding, yes.

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well then

bumblebees teach each other how to do things. there have been studies that include rolling little balls to a target or opening puzzle boxes for rewards

they also have been observed to engage in play behaviour. they would choose to play with wooden balls, even if there was no benefit to it and the balls weren't in their way, and even if the balls weren’t painted

anddd they can also be traumatised. in an experiment a crab spider attack was simulated, the bees who were attacked would be overly cautious in choosing flowers after the attack and even disregard completely safe flowers out of fear. poor guys :(

but yeah anyways sorry for my rambling i love bugs too c:

-🪲

Aw, poor guys..

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hi do u like bugs? i have many fun facts stockpiled if you want them :3c

-🪲(bug net)

I love bugs!

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If you had to be another object, what object would you be?

Well- I dunno, maybe uh a uhhh, a combination of Mom and Dad, like a measuring cup or something.

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how would you feel if your dad (fan) turned into a puppy

What- uhm. Would he still be sentient?

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can you run Doom?

Uhhhhhh.. maybe? I don’t have an external screen so-.

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A'ight Bot. Ima need to know what kind of man Fan is because who the FU- wait. Who the FREAK codes in DOCS?!? How do you even compile that?! Let alone check for errors?! Do you just type a string and pray?!!! Is he stupid or just crazy?! My bet's on both.

Ehhhhhhh…

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Ok. Ima point out since I'm not clear if you've got any experience with coding but you answered the equivilent of a tin can attached to a sting attached to a breakfast muffin and I am both horrified and intrigued at how this paints Fan. It's amazing and if this is intentional it's the funniest crap I've heard. Even if it isn't PLEASE keep it. Sincerely. I can also help if you need any help with coding asks in the future.

Lmao Test Tube had to fix all his coding and check for errors,, The most I know about coding is the kids coding website Scratch. I just put in the Docs thing cuz I thought it was funny :3

-Wolf

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I apologize if this question is too personal but what language are you coded in? I know a bit of Python, myself. I'm rusty though.

Uh, a couple different things, Dad wrote a chunk of my code in Google Docs and Mom had to change it over

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ohhhhhh ok that ‘ s super cool !!!! i wish i had cool robot stuff like you dooooo

anyways i don ‘ t think i can stay much longer ( sorryyyyy ahhh i wish i coulllddd ) but i will see u again soon ! :D

-🦋

”See you soon!”

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YAYYYYY I HAVE A FRIEND NOW !!! :DDDDD again rlly rlly sorry if this is too much or overstimulating u or smth 😭

-🦋

”Don’t worry. If it gets too much I can just turn the volume down.”

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HI BOT I ‘ M BUTTERFLY NICE TO MEET YOU SORRY IF I ‘ M SUPER HYPER RIGHT NOW I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE ( if this makes you uncomfortable sorry ☹️ ) BUT DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS ?!

-🦋

( hello guys and gays this is my object oc named butterfly uhhh personality they ‘ re super hyper and energetic but also over apologetic for absolutely 0 reason uhhh any pronouns but they prefer gender neutral / xenogender pronouns !!! )

”Uhh- sure!”