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[ask-cerethos]

Hey there, fellow shark demon. Wanna swim these waters? -🦈💦

@ask-chaz

[*Crack* Her neck snaps up to meet the weasely looking shark demon's eyes.]

Oh sweetie, no. You see...

[Her thin golden irises trace him.]

Even amongst the sharks in the sea there's a hierarchy. Me, well I'm like a great white...

[Her neck makes a snapping sound as she cocks it to the side, her teeth seemingly shift from the natural even points of most demons in Hell to the jagged rough teeth of a shark, 7 rows all shimmering in a grin. Her size slowly increasing with every word.]

you're just a thresher shark, so unless you want a lesson on how Rosie may handle such an approach in cannibal town, I suggest you turn around. If I see you here again I will turn your soul into the blackest ink, and use it to print your obituary.

[The sound of her teeth grinding punctuates the grotesque form she contorts herself into. Her head hanging slack to one side.]

Got it, dear?-📰

[ask-cerethos]

*A dark pink carnation accompanied by a note sit on Cere’s desk. The note reads…*

Sweet Cerethos,

Your radiant beauty pierces through even the thickest layers of Ohio Shale to grace the hollow indentations that were once my eyes. My fossilized heart flutters at the very thought of you, the most it has beat since the Late Devonian period.

I send you a single, delicate flower, symbolizing how although we may be apart, I am yours alone.

Fondly,

@dunkleosteus-i-guess

[Cere looks at the flower and examines the note.]

Uh...thanks? -📰

[She is confused looking over what she assumes is a poem. She is uncertain how to respond to the fish fossil.]

[ask-cerethos]

Hello, miss. May I just say that you have the loveliest smile. -🐟

( @dunkleosteus-i-guess )

Oh...uh thank you, sweetie.-⚫

[ask-cerethos]

Hey, y'all I'll be back again soon, my mental health took a turn on Friday night and I'm still trying to recalibrate. Love y'all.

[ask-cerethos]

Update to my reblog from yesterday: I'm taking a longer break. I'll be back next Wednesday 10/08/24 (or 08/10/24 for my Europeans.) Along with the other Lutuals, I've helped write what would be comparable to 4 seasons of TV (in volume) over the course of about 6 months. I've loved it all but I think I need to step away to refresh my brain for a bit. Keep sending asks and stuff, I look forward to catching up when I get back! -Lilith 💜

[ask-cerethos]

Apologies, I feel both physically and mentally terrible today, I'll be back soon, I may take a couple of days. But keep sending asks and stuff, I'll be happy to get to them when I feel better. Thank you for making this stuff fun! -💜

[ask-cerethos]

Be back tomorrow gotta get some irl responsibilities done! -Lilith 💜

[ask-cerethos]

Well, hello there, you wayward sinner!

“I’m Alastor, the Radio Demon! You may have heard of me from my radio broadcast. I’ve decided to try something different, so here I am! Sinners, rejoice! What am I doing here, you ask? Well, it’s simple really! I’m here for entertainment. Mine, not yours of course. So, feel free to interact with me (at your peril) and we’ll see what entertainment can be had, yes? Oh, this will be fun.”

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PLEASE READ BEFORE INTERACTING!!

Hello! I’m Grey (they/them), the mod of this blog. Please take a few moments to read this before you reply to any posts or submit any asks: • This is an 18+ blog. No minors please!

• Do not submit the same ask multiple times. I will get to every ask as soon as I possibly can. • Do not continue trying to do something if I ask you to stop. Like triggering behavior for instance. You will be blocked. But not before I inform you that what you’re doing is triggering and give you a chance to rectify the issue. Alastor does not like being touched!! If he tells you to stop, stop! Not only will it piss him off but you risk triggering me, the writer, and then you’ll just get blocked. • This is a shipper friendly blog! Don’t like? Don’t follow/interact.

• This blog is part of the Lutualverse RP group, though I am happy to RP/interact with others as well!

I really appreciate you being here (especially those here from the beginning!) and reading this far, thank you. ❤️

[ask-cerethos]

I'll be back tomorrow, gonna take today to clean up my blogs a bit, I've been putting it off for too long. So just send your asks and stuff, I'll get to them!-💜

[ask-cerethos]

You’ve been quiet lately… what you up to?

Oh, sweetie, I assure you I've been quite the busy bee. Soul deals and such. But not everything is newsworthy. I promise you, something soon will be.-⚫

[She explodes in a menacing cackle.]

[ask-cerethos]

“Hello, people of Hell! I am Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. Welcome to my humble abode! I look forward to getting to know you. Thank you for visiting and have a lovely day.”

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PLEASE READ BEFORE INTERACTING!!

Hello! I’m Grey (they/them), the mod of this blog. Please take a few moments to read this before you reply to any posts or submit any asks.

• This is an 18+ blog. No minors please!

• Do not submit the same ask multiple times. I will get to every ask as soon as I possibly can.

• Please respect my boundaries when I state them. If I ask you to stop doing something, please respect it! Otherwise, you will be blocked.

• This is a shipper friendly blog! Don’t like? Don’t follow/interact.

• Trolls will not be tolerated! I’ll happily make use of my block feature to banish you back to the bridge you live under.

• This blog is part of the Lutualverse RP group, but I am happy to RP/interact with others!

Thank you for being here and I hope you enjoy the blog!

[ask-cerethos]

Taking a break today, I'll be back tomorrow. Keep sending asks and stuff and I'll get to them then! -💜

[ask-cerethos]

Oooh my ears are burning, Voxy. I must be being talked about. Nice to get a shout-out, sweetie. Tell me, who's your...little friend?-⚫

"Well met, O man with a head of glass and screen. I seek to strike a bargain with thee—dost thou find thyself intrigued?" @ruethefae

Zestial speakin ass…

Alright, I’ll play. I’m curious about what you have to offer- Rue, is it? Tell me the stipulations of your deal and I’ll tell you if it’s worth my time or not. I’ll even be polite enough to point you in the direction of an Overlord more suited to your tastes if your deal doesn’t interest me. Because I’m a nice guy.

[ask-cerethos]

Is that Cere I hear? Lovely to meet you on this agonizing day in Hell! I must be for real: I am a big fan of that Purgatory trick you do! It's something I've considered doing myself a few times, but what can I say: I like it down here. I'm a Hell girlie for life! -👑 @prince-pruflas

I have no idea what you're talking about, but if you were to try it, good luck finding your way out, dear. -⚫

[ask-cerethos]

Working on some stuff at the moment, I'll try to get to everything later this evening!

[ask-cerethos]

I don’t have much money for groceries this week. Had to pay my electric bill to keep the lights on. If there’s any chance you’d be willing to help out, I’d appreciate it. I’m a diabetic and need consistent meals which I haven’t been able to get.

[ask-cerethos]

I know today is normally the day I take off, so I'll be back tomorrow, I know I've been a bit inconsistent lately, but this week I should be back to about normal! -💜