It would seem that COBRA is not as much of a household-name as we had originally hoped. We have decided that this will be a beneficial way to reach out to the average joes people of the world and educate them of the might of COBRA! I am the Cobra Commander! Ask me what you will, and do try to not waste my time! **ASK BOX CLOSED** ((This is an askblog dedicated to the animated incarnations of Cobra Commander, mostly from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero. If you're question is for a specific series, be sure to specify! Otherwise you'll be getting good old-fashioned 80s CC answers!)) We do not do long RPs; this is an ASK blog! We will answer questions from characters, but we're not going to do long drawn out RPs that clog up the blog. Sorry! I track the tag askcobracommander, so if you want me to see something tag your thing with it!))
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IT CAN'T STAY PRISTINE IF YOU RUB YOUR GRIMY FINGERS ALL OVER IT, MORONS. Really, Anons, we must maintain some semblance of professionalism, here.
Remain 5 feet away from me at all times, thank you.
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Seriously, who even likes cold weather?
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They'll set up an appointment to meet with you, and from there will determine if you've got what it takes to serve in our mighty organization!
#Cobra Commander#G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero#wondygirl#((My dream job is to be a COBRA pencil-pusher.))
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While COBRA is a fairly successful operation, we won't normally refuse extra resources! We'll team-up with and take all kinds! until things get tough and we cut them loose.
((EDIT: dang it I did do the Skynet one wrong. That's what I get for making a reference to it when I haven't even seen the Terminator movies! This has been fixed!))
#Cobra Commander#G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero#((Can you name all of those organizations?))#((also just so no one is confused: these are just faceless representatives for the corporations))#((they aren't supposed to look like anyone in particular.))
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I leave for one World Conquerors meeting, and of course I get WAY BEHIND! GIVE ME A BREAK!
((Yikes! We'll return to your regularly scheduled programming in a while! Gotta catch up! >.<" Thank you for all the asks! Sorry that I'm so bad at keeping up with you guys! ))
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I did my best under the circumstances, and I have nothing to apologize for. I was busy building the world's most powerful terrorist organization, and Billy didn't see eye-to-eye with me. He left to live his own life, and that was all fine and good, until he came back and tried to kill me.
I eventually forgave him. After that accident of his I tried to be a better father, but he walked out on me AGAIN as soon as he heard the words "world domination"!
Looking back, I was entirely too patient and forgiving with that boy. He didn't deserve all those second chances. I should have pulled the 'brainwashing' thing on him as soon as he tried to leave the first time!
#Cobra Commander#G.I. Joe#Billy#((I had to do research for this one! I haven't read any of the comics OTL))
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When I get into a jet, I don't want to worry about it transforming into a giant, alien robot and crushing me in its hand!
And if he DIDN'T crush me in his hand, Starscream would probably talk the whole trip. About himself.
No, thank you!
#Cobra Commander#G.I. Joe#Starscream#Transformers#((but commanderrrrr Starscream is so patriotic! You two would match!))
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((Almost caught up with asks, I've just got a few more left unanswered! So send in some new ones while I wrap up these older questions! :] ))
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((Destro is always guilty until proven innocent.))
Well then, COME OUT FROM HIDING BEHIND THE ANONYMOUS, YOU COWARD, AND CLAIM YOUR REWARD FOR SUCH CHILDISH PRANKS! I believe a pit of ravenous alligators will be appropriate reciprocation!
#Cobra Commander#Destro#G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero#G.I. Joe#He was going to strangle each of his commanders until one of them fessed up#and then he was going to sentence them to death#He's really embarrassed about this#Also isn't it 'boxers' or 'briefs' for men?
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As for my LEAST favorite, it would probably be Destro. That idiot is too ambitious for his own good! And I still haven't forgiven him for that whole 'trying-to-replace-me-as-supreme-leader' thing he and Mindbender pulled.
And I guess they actually succeeded for a while there. All the more reason to hate him!
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We do not mention that abomination here. I am the only authority COBRA needs concern itself with.
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Jeeze, what is this, Pick-On-The-Commander Day?!
1) I thought that if I kept a brisk pace I could make it into the jungle before those buffoons realized it was me. They caught on a bit quicker than I believed they would.
2) Xamot and Tomax weren't even IN disguise! They wear those business suits regularly to meetings and around town! I almost can't believe they still fool those Joes just by putting on a tie and slacks!
And what are you suggesting by '...or the nurse'?! You think that was even an option? I do have SOME dignity left, you know!
#Cobra Commander#G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero#((Every day is pick on the Commander day))#((I thought he realized this already.))#((PS those were the best episodes haha))
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#OTL sorry I have been distracted and busy#but I'm getting back to this because it's fun#stand by for more nonsense#Cobra Commander#have a CC with a sign while you wait! :D
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THIS IS WHY I CAN'T BE NICE TO MY MINIONS.
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Ssssss.... well being compared to a second-class glitch like yourself isn't exactly the highest of honors!
I am the leader of the most fearsome terrorist organization this world has ever seen! You’ll do well to remember me!
As to the civilians illustrating us together… well I can’t see why that would be.
…Perhaps they believe we’d make a fearsome duo?
((ooc: oops! That was me drawing them together. What can I say, they are my brotp!))
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You can't very well be a clone of me--I haven't let Destro test anywhere near DNA after his and Dr. Mindbender's last experiment with it was such a... fiasco.
So yes, Zartan, ha-ha, very funny, now put my clothes back where you found them and scuttle on back to your swamp.
#askthecobracommander#Cobra Commander#Zartan#G.I. Joe#Serpentor he's looking at YOU.#((ooc: I'm sorry I couldn't resist.#ALSO I HAVE NEVER DRAWN ZARTAN BEFORE#HE WAS A NIGHTMARE TO DRAW BUT I TRIED MY BEST#FORGIVE ME))
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