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Why did a guardian walk up to me and tell me my „drip was straight bussin“ ? The last piece of internet slang which crow explained to me makes me“bussin“ sound like a negative term due to their similarity

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WHO GAVE YOU THAT ?!

Happy Day One gamers

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Oh dammnit she’s back at it again !

Be good. For the love of the Traveler, be good.

“No.” She commits several devious misdeeds.

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I am not in a car.

I am in my office

Trying to keep my cat from eating my casseroles

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

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*mocking*

“Nuh uh”

Yes you will young genderfluid !

Before I make you do paperwork and chores !

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

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Watch your god damn language

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

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Too busy with paperwork cayde

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

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Watch your language cayde ! even though you’re dead you still need to set an example

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

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hey Zav Question.

(This is the same guy who talked about the Strang hive knight thing BTW)

can I make a mini-stall in the tower that sells crayons to primarily titans?

Well you’re gonna have to consult with Hawthorne about this is she is the one who handles the market… you can most likely rent a stall from there

although I’d have to request you try and leave chemicals out of the crayons as much as possible due to recent health concerns

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Would me saying no have ever stopped you ?

"Sorry I forgot you were a pg 13 commander. One swear per month..two at max." @the-young-red-wolf (I saw your response to the swearing thing I had to lmao)

… the only reason I keep my vulgarity to a minimum around the young wolf is them being barely ten years old

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They do not share the same… filter as me

I believe I overheard Ikora threatening to break someone’s bones in a bar yesterday

"Sorry I forgot you were a pg 13 commander. One swear per month..two at max." @the-young-red-wolf (I saw your response to the swearing thing I had to lmao)

… the only reason I keep my vulgarity to a minimum around the young wolf is them being barely ten years old

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"Sorry I forgot you were a pg 13 commander. One swear per month..two at max." @the-young-red-wolf (I saw your response to the swearing thing I had to lmao)

… the only reason I keep my vulgarity to a minimum around the young wolf is them being barely ten years old

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Hello commander

What the fuck…

Uhh I asoologize for the vulgarity I didn’t expect anyone to still use this forum

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… does the hunter not know I swear as well ? This isn’t kindergarten

Like sure ill never drop an f bomb in the middle of a public speech or announcement but im not entirely swear free myself

Immaru grumbles irritably as he examines himself in the broken mirror. The hairline crack was getting bigger; just enough to be noticeable.

Was she really just going to let him rot here forever? After everything he’d done for her? After bringing her back from the dead so many times?

His shell deflates, rotating left and right.

“Fuck this shit.”

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Ive had reports that someone stole fizzy lifting potions from the local chocolate factory

Not cool man

Not cool

*scribbles floats gently in the background seemingly content with himself*

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I doubt you’ll be able to figure out how an atomic bomb functions

Man I just watched a bunch of godzilla movies we had in the archives and damn we really need to get rid of nukes that is gonna cause some big trouble

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Uhh banshee?

There are no nukes anymore

The last ones were dismantled during the golden age

Man I just watched a bunch of godzilla movies we had in the archives and damn we really need to get rid of nukes that is gonna cause some big trouble