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i fuckin forgot i had this blog

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Miles: Okay, so what would you like to eat?

Blaise: The souls of the innocent!

Sebastian: A bagel

Blaise: NO!!!

Sebastian: ...Two bagels

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I guess everyone who’s following this excuse for a blog knows how I love Sebastian but that’s basically 2-4 episodes of AAI2

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the only good thing about Kay stealing harpsie is that the rat knows where she hides her cheez-its

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I dare you to test it

ok, but what would happen if i put my hand into the toaster instead of my toast? 🤔 💅✨

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[points at sebastian] protect him

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I'm compared to a cat? that's rather cute!!! and the art is debeste!!!!! though I don't think harpsie would like the company of a cat as much as she loves mine :(

woke up this morning with the words “catboy hugh o'conner” in my head so now we must all suffer 

 bonus sebastian because i refuse to separate them. try and make me

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your right, kay is far from a goddess, which is why she can help me!!!!

my fucking god ! these bitches gay ! good for them ! good for them.

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KAYYYYY!! HELP ME!!!!

my fucking god ! these bitches gay ! good for them ! good for them.

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not gay if I say no homo

this ship is sailing and i own the boat now

they were teenage sweethearts at themis and they still write to each other but their lives went different directions

bonus:

the ideal man

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*RUNS* you'll never catch me! I'm not gay and no homo passes aren't illegal!

my fucking god ! these bitches gay ! good for them ! good for them.

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IM NOT GOING BACK TO GAY BABY JAIL!!!

my fucking god ! these bitches gay ! good for them ! good for them.

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nO-

this ship is sailing and i own the boat now

they were teenage sweethearts at themis and they still write to each other but their lives went different directions

bonus:

the ideal man

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I have a no homo pass, I'm not gay, just cold

my fucking god ! these bitches gay ! good for them ! good for them.

[ask-debeste-boy]

this ship is sailing and i own the boat now

they were teenage sweethearts at themis and they still write to each other but their lives went different directions

bonus:

the ideal man

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my fucking god ! these bitches gay ! good for them ! good for them.

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@ask-the-second-yatagarasu please stop kidnapping harpsie. she will bite you of you keep it up 😭