#ace attorney incorrect quotes

[burnttoastlife]

Turnabout Serenade:

[ID: A post by superorganism reading “why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large”. Apollo Justice is edited to the side, as if quoting the text post, with his strained sprite. Klavier Gavin is edited over the name “Taylor Swift”. /End ID]

@faerociousbeast @lawyeryuri hi its real now

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[wholesomenerd]

[box-dwelling]

Feenie, sobbing in Mia's office after the dahlia trial: I don't think I'll ever be able to love again

Mia: of course you will! Come on there has to have been someone else you've felt like this for other than Dahlia

Feenie: well I guess there was this one guy.

Mia, fellow bisexual: tell me about him

Feenie: well we went to school together and I've kind of had a crush on him every since we met and he helped me out. I've been trying to reach out but hes going through a really rough time right now and he won't answer any of my letters. I was hoping I could train to be a lawyer so I could see him again.

Mia, seeing this kid having just eaten glass and feeling weirdly protective because he reminds her of her sister: well the heart wants what it want, I could tutor you if you like

Feenie with massive puppy eyes: really you, promise?

Mia: of course. It could be just what you need. What's his name anyway, you never know, I could be able to set you two up on a little date

Feenie, blushing and kicking his legs like a school girl: Miles Edgeworth

Mia, having bratworth war flashbacks: maybe we could just go to a gay bar

[northlight14]

Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?

Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?

[headcanons-phb]

[dearimasu]

[labrat8899]

Phoenix: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Miles: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

Phoenix: …

Phoenix: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[mittenlady]

i am once again klavquillposting. they are so intolerable and also so in love

[spyruce]

a collection

[xyzviper]

Miles, watching Klavier pine after Apollo: God, I hope I was never that obvious.

Franziska: Little Brother, you hid those letters under your pillow for MONTHS.

Maya: And you said you were "saddled with unnecessary feelings" IN FRONT OF US.

Ema: Don't forget the chessboard. You were somehow WORSE than the fop.

Kay: Not to mention how you talked about That Man at every opportunity.

Sebastian: It was instant!

Kay: He means incessant.

[axolotlsupremacyowo]

Klavier: Herr Forehead, you are important to me. Apollo: Okay. Klavier: You are the light of my life. Apollo: Cool. Klavier: I am deeply in love with you. Apollo, in his mind: I feel like Prosecutor Gavin is trying to tell me something...

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

Phoenix: Fuck you and your stupid blue suit.

Kristoph: It's periwinkle

Later...

Phoenix: Ahh, I can't believe I'm finally free from Kristoph, his pretentiousness, his schemes and his stupid blueish purple suit.

Edgeworth: It's more like periwinkle, don't you think?

Phoenix: oh shut the fuck up.

[darkscorpiox]

Ace Attorney Incorrect Quote #2 - Phoenix will never let Miles forget

I thank @pauladrawsnstuff for making the comic which inspired this incorrect quote

Phoenix: *fake sad voice* This year, I lost my dear husband Miles.

Miles: *so done with Phoenix’s bullshit* Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Phoenix: *not stopping* Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[coleincourt]

Why is this true😭

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

Saw this post and was really compelled by this one exchange for some reason.