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So...Some idiot decided to turn me into a vampire and I’m pretty pissed off. I don’t know what to do with myself to be honest. I miss my husband and my son he’s only 8 months old he needs me I’m his mom. I killed the idiot that turned me hope you don’t mind. If I go and see my son to say goodbye to him that wouldn’t technically be breaking any rules would it? He’s only 8 months old after all and he wouldn’t understand any of this or even remember would he? xXx

No you would not be breaking any vampiric laws as long as the child remains mortal. Congratulations on your new found immortality. But we as the Volturi would like to remind you if accused or found guilty of any charge regarding our laws there will be an investigation. I would also advise to not let your newborn instincts dictate your thought process, do not feed into the temptation to turn your child into an immortal. And in regards to your husband when you return to say fairwell to your child there is a possibility he could be your mate, but I would tread lightly in those rough waters. You are only a newborn the temptation to kill a blood singer would over power attraction.

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Demetri, what are your favourite storybooks? Also, do you like Harry Potter and Lord of the rings?

I personally prefer poetry and plays over storybooks. Two of my favorites are Lord Byron and Oscar Wilde. Although a rather unpopular opinion of mine is on Shakespeare, I was never a fan of his. I meet him long ago, he was a drunken rude mess. You could say that interaction did not leave the best impression on me. And not to mention he plagiarized his plays, they were not original but stole ideas. Disgusting! I have read Harry Potter though! Rather an enjoyable read but I’m not a huge fan of the author. I’ve heard rather horrid things about that woman. My favorite character would be Lucius Malfoy. I find his flawed agenda rather interesting, and his wife Narcissas dedication not only to him but their son.

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Does the very existence of Renesmee scare you? If you ever -ahem- 'got busy' with humans then that could be a loooooot of babies. An army of mini-Demetri's...

With the discovery of the existence of these beings, I’ve found myself very unsettled by this new found breed. Aro and the other kings have been discussing completely whipping out their kind because of the threat they show for our kind as well as humans. They’re the perfect predator, they’re easily disguise unlike us. So we will see what the future holds, if the kings declare them a danger to our kind and society. But I have nothing to worry about, most women who end up within my bed never wake up to see another day 💅✨ (did I use those emoticons correctly)

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Does Jane listen to girl in red

She prefers listening to Mozart while read Emily Dickinson and Sappho. I hope that answers what ever your question may imply.

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The Witcher ( game ) soundtracks are sooooo goood

Santiago likes to play that one. I’ve heard it a few times from his room at night. I’d say I have to agree. Santiago and Afton are the only members who play those electronic games. I attempted to once but with vampiric eye sight  staring at a pixelated screen can be ridiculously complicated.

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Is Felix single? Asking for.. personal reasons.👀

Yes but I wouldn’t recommend him. Emotionally unavailable and does not understand the concept of romance. A big hunk of man though if you’re into that sort of thing.

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...So is now a good time to mention then that they've adopted a lot of humans? Like they're now father figures to maaaany humans- who are also the army 🤷

How blatantly idiotic of them. Truly ridiculous to think a group of humans joined... THEM??? They quite literally wish to restore the slavery of humanity. Absolute foolery. The Kings will not appreciate the Romanian cowards revealing our secret. The Romanians should be expecting a visit from me and the others shortly. Justice must be served to those who threaten our kinds safety.

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Good morning sir ! Well, I am one of the humans who support Romanian Coven. I just wanted to convey that our power is growing, so please tell your superiors that they start digging their graves. Have a nice day RareEnding / O5-24

A human supporting the Romanians? You do know what they want to do to your kind, yes? And “our power is growing”, there’s two members of the Romanian coven who were cowards in battle and ran away because they were scared little bastards. The Romanians are weak in numbers, morale, and power. To believe they will change you is the same as our secretaries believing they won’t be used as dessert. You’ve been deceived. I also would like to say the only superior who would be delighted to dig their grave would be Master Marcus. Master Aro and Caius will not take that remark kindly, I would expect a visit from myself, Felix, and the twins very soon. Sincerely, Demetri.

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Whose your favorite twin, Alec or me? Choose wisely, Demetri!

I can’t stand either one of you.

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Oh, I see. It's too bad that Alice is with Jasper. Hmm.... is it really true you have a size kink, Demetri?

What Felix said is not true. Please do not spread false information. And besides that information is classified. Thank you and have great rest of your day. 😉

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Hey Felix! Demetri is pretty great, but you are the best! ((My opinion, sorry not sorry, nothing but love for my two guards))

Thank you. I will tell Demetri. :) - Felix

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Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never became an immortal?

I like to believe every vampire has, we do have a lot of time on our hands. I imagine for myself I would have gotten married to a lovely lady. And from there we would have four children. And I would teach them all how to fight and defend themselves as well as to hunt and smith. I would grow old and die with my beloved in our sleep with our children married of with children of their own. I don’t like to ponder on it too much. It’s bitter sweet to think of such things. Thank you for your question, I liked this one a lot.

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Demetri, do you still believe in the Greek gods?

I do! Through the years I have mostly stayed strong in my faith. I did once get interested in Christianity, but I found it didn’t suite my beliefs. I do admire the religion but the followers continue to be very radical in their beliefs. I don’t agree with those who decide to suppress a community of individuals, no matter their religion, race, sexuality or orientation.  

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Is it safe to say that you slapped Jasper because you have a big crush on Alice? But to be clear- we aren't going to say out jealousy.

He was slapped in the name of justice, for stealing her heart away from me. I’m only joking lol! I wish the best for the Cullen couple. But Alice is always welcome to stay in my room whenever she finds herself in Italy on another shopping spree. ;)

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Demetri, why do you like Alice? Is it because she reminds you someone you used to love?

He likes her because he has a size kink. - Felix 

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any tips on how i can seduce a certain vampire ?? ;)

Don’t be afraid to tell Demetri how “sexy” he is. It usually works when Heidi does it. - part 1 of the Felix take over :)  

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disclaimer

(hey it’s @volturian, just to remind you guys when I give answers I am answering you in character. so if I come off as self obsorbed sometimes or only talking about myself its because I am in character. and if you are also rping as another character and im interacting with you in character if “Demetri” comes of as kind off an ass just know im not directing that towards you as a person at all, only the charater you are rping if that is how I think Demetri would react to them. im not pointing anyone out in particular im just letting this get out there incase any one might get confused in anyway :) and if any of you would like to chat with me my dms on my main are always open but I would refer you not dm this account and it only be used for asks! thank you and I hope you enjoy Demetri!)