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is you guys alive? 🤨

((Things have been very very busy behind the scenes of ask-edd, mostly called being adults. We are very much alive just very busy with life as it happens))

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U guys don't seem to have many asks so I'm giving Ringo a little feather stick toy thing to play with

(pretend I didn't misread the feather part)

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Have any of you ever cursed someone out in a non-English language?

Tord and CL do it all the time, Matt claims to've done it once, though there's no evidence (and even though he speaks like every language ever, I still doubt he would do it and he claims he doesn't want to "tarnish his rep" by proving it)

I tried one time in the little bit of Norwegian Tord tried to teach me, but I didn't do it very well, and Dan would just outright never do that

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Hey Tord, Rate my dobie 1-10 😁😁😁

omg what a precious little puppy, please give them plenty of petpets

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Hey Edd, weird question: Whos Got the biggest boobs of everyone on the blog 🎤

I think that trophy would go to Mark

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Take Danielito doing gato stretch<3

Aawww you make my hair look so fluffy, thank you so much!

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God there are some times I’m glad I actually thought before I sent in an ask

Thank you for considering the sanity of the people who have to read the asks (i.e. me)

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(U gud bro? 😨)

(Yeah no dw I'm okay, I'm not going overboard or anything tonight ♡ )

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Hey Tom, what's your favorite snack to eat with your Smirnoff?

Anything greasy, really. Fried chicken, pizza, stuff like that. When you're drunk, greasy food just sounds way tastier than ususal

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Hey Matt, what’s your dream job?

I wanna get paid to be pretty and do nothing

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Hey edd assign shapes to your friends!

Alright, uh, I'd say I'm circle shaped, Matt is rectangle shaped, Tom is fork shaped, Tord is triangle shaped, Dan is heart shaped, and CL is round-ended star shaped

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Want some?

Ehh fuck it, why not

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Would catnip work on anyone, perchance? 🧐 (aimed at Edd and/or Dan)

It would work on me, Dan, and CL, why do you ask?

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I’m going around giving random characters weed! ✨🐀

So now I’m giving some to Matt :)

It is my turn with the illicit drugs

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hey tord ever play deltarune

I beat it in one sitting and haven't touched it since. It's a good game though

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How gay is everyone on this blog? ((what's the headcanons/blog canon))

Me n CL are gay two ways, Matt is gay in every direction, Tom is only gay if you're his friend, Tord is only gay if you're hot, and Dan is homosexual

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Happy Pride! Now edd, thoughts on men's tits 🎤

All tits are good tits as far as I'm concerned