missed this kiddo
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Even though i completely agree with you about how amazing poptarts are, i do happen to know that they aren't the greatest for you. Have any of the other Elders ever tried to cut you off in hopes of helping your health?? Hugs and Kisses to you and the others!!
Gotswana was… more than successful with his persuasion.
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[solid snake alert sound]
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I don't really know how that's possible...
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//MOD POST//
Just a ‘lil thing to let you all know that any asks answered from today until the 22nd won’t be done digitally because mod’s on holiday in orlando ! (expect a bunch of trashy copic marker art, and as always *asks are still open*)
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Gosh, thank you! Do you think Elder McKinley will mind if I wear this more often?
Matching sweaters!
I’m The Annoying One, @askkevinprice is The Mean One, @ask-connormckinley is The Cute One, and @ask-elder-poptarts is The Innocent One!
(I feel like those are pretty accurate, don’t you?)
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Elder! I didn’t know you had one of these blogs too!
My name is Elder Church, originally from the great city of Cheyenne, Wyoming.
I’m currently stationed in Uganda, and after being excommunicated by the Mormon church I’ve got a bit of extra time on my hands to fill.
I noticed that some of the other elders started blogs here, so I figured it’s probably a pretty good way to do something both relaxing and productive! (Wow, I hope that introduction was okay.)
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Have you ever taken up ballet, Elder? Did you ever try on your sister's dress, perhaps?
U-Um… Maybe…
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Have you considered facial hair?
Besides, I’d look ridiculous anyway!
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If you could turn into any animal what would you turn into? (counts for living an extinct creatures.)
A cat, definitely! That way I could sleep and no one would bother me! Plus there’s cuddles…
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reblog if u drown ur regrets in poptarts, especially regrets about ur sister
@ask-elder-poptarts how’s that iPhone
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A hand materializes out the void. "Tuch butt." It says as it caresses your perfect booty. It fades back into the nothingness from which it came
Anyone there? Please help!
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I think I saw Elder Price sneaking some poptarts from your dorm earlier... Or maybe it was my imagination?
I sure hope he’s a fast runner.
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new icon for my ask blog, @ask-elder-poptarts
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I'll give you 1,900 pop tarts if you can get Connor to come out of the closet
It’s strange… It doesn’t sound like they’re doing ‘verse practice’…
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What did you do to upset my sweet summer child? Why would you hurt Naba?
At least, I hope not!
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