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Mine:

Moonshadow elf eyeglasses headcanon

Today is the day I learned about armless glasses so please enjoy my new headcanon about Moonshadow elves being extra with their eyewear. my mind has one train track, I do not apologize

Runaan:

For security reasons, these frames don't advertise their blinginess, but if you look closely, they're dangly af and full of moons.

Ethari:

Its danglies are full of crystals and its lenses are pre-fringed for his convenience, giving him the ability to artfully toss his hair out of his eyes even when it's up in an elfbun.

Tiadrin:

Short and fabulous just like her, these frames can and do slay.

Lain:

Providing long braid representation while remaining stabby-compatible, these frames hide Lain's googly eyes at his wife's masterminding while still saying "you dazzle me".

Rayla:

These cute frames do not hide googly eyes, googly eyes are the point. Ethari made these and Runaan can't say no to them. Rayla wears this weaponized cuteness to all of her discipline meetings. If she gets her teachers/mentor/dads to crack a smile, she's free to go.

Lujanne:

She is beauty, she is grace, she'll break your brain right in your face, and also those butterflies are trained to attack you with a fit of the giggles. Just accept the ice cream and don't think too hard about anything except how pretty these frames are.

And just for fun, Bloodmoon Huntress:

With tainted smoky crystals and snaky chains of gold, Bloodmoon Huntress only sees red these days. Best not to ask her why her lenses aren't fully round anymore - she might use her giant magical claws to shave a stripe off of you next.

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“the feminine urge” “the masculine urge” shut the fuck up im getting “the murderous urge”

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Ahhhh it’s your birthday?! I have come woefully underprepared but fear not! I still have something! *digs around in my bag a purple and blue braceket with seven beads woven in* here, you can have this, a good luck charm bracelet. Happy birthday, Eljaaaaaaal! - nb anon

Aich, nae bother, fere! I hadn't made a great stooshie of it anyhow.

Oh, but I do rather like this bracelet...

*fastens around left wrist*

Thank you, Nonnie; I'll cherish this gift. 🥰

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Oh, right! My pronouns are they/them! It’s really nice to meet you 😊 - nonbinary buddy

Oh, fantastic! Thank you, my friend, it's lovely having you here.

💛 🤍 💜 🖤

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okay why is Easgann a bastard (affectionate) tho

Oi, that bird-brained idiot'll be the death of me...

Really, how can one person make me feel so incredibly smart and stupid in equal measure at the same time.

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Eljaal, you're excused from all duties today on account of your birthday. Do enjoy yourself. And, uh. Here. *hands you a small box* - ask-runaan-anything

Oh, gee, that's very kind of you considering you're not the boss of me and- what the, what is this? *takes small box* *shakes it* *opens it* CASTANETS! I, em, I'm not sure if these are more a birthday gift for me than a death wish for you...but thank you! *hugs you, immediately starts clacking* Oh, I do like these.

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Happy birthday, Eljaal! Do you like surprises?

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I heard it was someone's birthday! You know what that means! *slides over a moonberry surprise* - ask-ethari-anything

How's your aim today, Ethari? *ties up hair* Right, I'll be in this general area here, and I'll need you to launch spoonfuls into my mouth from there. Please don't accidentally-on-purpose miss like last time; Moonberry Surprise is actually harsh on the eyes...rather, in the eyes.

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Eljaal Ur so-

Woah ur so beautiful skfnwjfjdhd

I-I’m Lio- He/him

*hides face bc of blush cuz ur so friggin pretty*

No, you're beautiful!

Ajkshdfkjkhkskjs hello, Lio, it's a pleasure!

Thank you for such a lovely compliment. 💜

Aw, you don't have to hide your face! Only if you don't want to, though; this is a safe place.

You're a living, feeling being, Lio. Sometimes your face might go a wee bit rosy because of how much you're feeling all at once, and that's okay! I'm sorry if others have made you feel that you should be embarrassed or ashamed of it - you don't deserve that, and it's just not true.

I personally feel very honoured and humbled. You see me and feel so much beauty and awe that it all has to show outwardly in some way. Then you also share that with me so I can feel it too. That's amazing!

You've just done two things that I wish would happen more often and openly in the world...and two things I wish I could do more often, if not for my job. I don't always have the option to be so open.

Cheers to you, Lio. I'm glad you stopped by!

Stay pretty, feel deeply, and blush proudly, my friend.

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Could we be nonbinary buddies, perhaps? 🥺

Oh, my dear Nonnie, aye, of course we can!

💛 🤍 💜 🖤

You are always welcome and safe here, and I hope you come back soon!

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Hello Eljaal ! I have a question. I’m writing a little story for fun (just for fun). You don’t mind if you’re teased by a nice lady elf startouch alchemist who just needs help to make sure her decoctions work ? (she’s not mean, just an enthusiastic and curious alchemist)

Hello, Anon!! I have an answer! *reads*

So, if I'm understanding right, Nice Lady Elf Startouch Alchemist wants to...test her decoctions...on me...and NLESA calls this 'teasing'?

Em, I'll have to decline. I'm not very keen on being a test subject for curiosity or...anything else, really.

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Heeeeeey Eljaal!

You look so happy with your new little friends! Shall I get you more?! I still have more seeds to buy them with!

The chirping is so soothing and adorable, right?

Greetings, Draylenn

Wha- NO.

Except for Plunkie.

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Hi Eljaal-

How is your disgusting proboscis friend that you can never set down?

Best,

Vinaya

First to the Banter Box! Vinaya, you're such a flirt.

Mogwai, Gizmo, and I are grand! Mogwai's especially thrilled you've asked after him - he misses you terribly.

How's my ribbon working for you, by the way?

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Happy International Non-Binary People's Day, my theys.

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