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Timothy, is that clock on your chest a real functioning clock, or no?

Sadly, no, it is not. It is merely decor.

I haven't any gears and gizmos within my chest, you know! Ha-ha!

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Your gloves are so cute, Timothy!

Why, Thank you.

(is....is he purring?)

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Can you see in the dark, Tim?

I can, yes. It is imperative for late-night cleaning and upkeep of my pocketwatches.

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-gives chance a kiss and runs away-

I--

Thank....you??? Um....

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Jean loo, my glorious crapping king, I'm so sorry you gotta be my toilet and for flushing random stuff down there😭🙏

What can I do to make it up to you?

You disrespect Jean-Loo by flushing trash/ You try to apologize, but now we clash/ Blocking my pipes is an unforgivable offense/ Which means he now will rhyme at your expense!

There are three things that belong in my bowl/ Number one, number two, and TP— but don’t you dare flush the roll!

Spitting rhymes cleaner than a soap dispenser/ With this amount of heat the air gets tenser/ Got a potty mouth that they’re gonna censor/ Shit can’t be fixed with ‘sorry’, that’s my final answer!

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Timothy can I give you a headpat please I'll give you my liver

You...you'll give me your what...?

No??

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JOHNNY SPLASH I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! I absolutely LOVE LOVE your performances, in the breaker box, the AMERICAN MAESTRO and that house-wide talent show!!

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT , ILL ALWAYS BE SUPPORTING YOU !!! THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS SINGING!!!

G- gosh, you folks are mighty kind, y'all can make even a simple shower feel like a big shot superstar

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Chance! do you like being a dm or a player more? also if it were possible i would listen to you do villain monologues all day, they’re so fun and i love the voices you do! im not very familiar with g&g but i love the voices and the stories you create!

Wow, I'm...flattered, to say the least.

I don't really have a preference, actually....I'm happy with either, so long as it's for the good of the group and the fun of us all.

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chance! can you get pregnant?? /gen

Can I...what??

(Chance.exe has stopped responding)

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What's up with all the pregnancy questions?

And why has no one checked in on Johnny Splash and his pregnancy???

How are you, Johnny?

...my what now.

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To Johnny: How'd you like to go on down to the malt shop for a milkshake? And maybe some heavy canoodlin? Hah... If you catch my drift.

Woah there darlin'! I err, I ain't exactly opposed to that there idea, but first off I can't really take a trip nowhere, bein' as I am a shower. Even if I could, I'd rather get the milkshake and we could save the canoodlin' for once we know each other a bit better, y'hear?

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Hey Hector ❤️

Ever play games with Parker sometimes?

Of course. If I'm not focusing on the house, I often try to interact with the others in the attic. Within my, ehm, safe space, of course..

I will admit, he can never find the pieces I hide past the gate.. You can keep a secret, yes?

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If you're not telling us where we're sitting on, I'm just assuming it's your face, Jean Loo...

IT IS NOT MY FACE.

—and for completely unrelated reasons, I will no longer be taking questions on the topic.

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Timothy, thoughts on laser pointers?

Untimely distractions.

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Hello,

I just wanted to post a reminder that we will not accept directly nsfw asks. Innuendos are alright, but not many of our team members are comfortable with heavily suggestive topics.

Please remember that there are people on this side of the screen. We'd love to keep them with us.

Mod Zagzagel

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hello, daemon!! if you had a pokemon, would it be missingno? seeing as it’s referenced in your bio and all..

As far as either of us aware, neither of us know what that is.

If I were to know, I'd say it's a good choice. my Pokémon. my Pokémon

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Actually, I think the rejection thing just made it worse, so I guess I need advice how to get over Reggie…? Preferably FROM Reggie of course.

Get over me? That’s easy. Remember that I’ve never seen the point in ‘Love’, so embrace the Hate!