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im gay for you

I fucking hope so, babe.

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hello james

thank you tumblr user ilovebeatingmywife, you know i always feel like not killing myself whenever i see your username pop up. love you.

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update: it's not good.

overstimulated. really tired. socially drained. not okay. hard. GOT THAT GLITTER ON MY EYEEE-

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This fucking HEAT is TOO HOT- I can't ;-;

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im gonna kiss you :P 🌟 / Jellybean

Please do!! *open arms*

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can I put you in a jar

Happily! >:3

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Fine, but you're so damn ugly.

Smooch

Yippee *smoochie* I am fulfilled now, thank you

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Sorry about the depressing asks/gen here’s some flowers

Nah nah nah, no apology needed. You did nothing wrong! Tho those flowers are rather nice, I think I'll have just one, you keep the rest *he smiles, then fucking eats the one he picked unironically*

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HELLOOOO I JS SAW YOU NOTICED IM BRITISH LMAO 🌟 / Jellybean

Wouldn't be the first Brit' I bent over {REFERENCE!! :0 /hj /ooc} *gayly checking out his nails like a sassy girl*

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Anywaysss that peg-able ain’t Coming Jimmy hun I’m extremely ugly and nobody wants a girl like me *my self confidence is lower than hell itself* /genuine

-jordana banana

you're more attractive than me. Tell your shadow self or whoever the fuck told you you're not beautiful to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER. GIRL YOU ARE GORGEOUS NEVER LET INSECURITY DENY LITERAL REALITY!! *mildly shaking you by the shoulders*

Listen, apparently my source canon character that birthed all the other "jimmy au's" like mine was a damn rapist, and people still loved him! People are hard on men too, so while idk about that guy, I know.. probably less about you BUT my point is; the only ugly thing here is the fact people don't remind you and make you feel like you are stunning when you ARE!! *a tear in his eye bc of how much he cares*

Jordana Banana the First, I assume, only pretty girls are friends with freaks. You're a friend to me babe, and I don't make the rules, I follow the good ones and break the stupid ones. and pretty girls are never stupid<3 unless they want to be, which is usually to manipulate a man which is valid af- *trying to make you laugh so you feel better*

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Hey Jimmy I’m Jordan and I’m going to a horror con Tommorow and I’m getting ready tonight like I’m gonna meet the dude of my dreams. You ever have nights like those where you just get the feeling to absolutely spoil yourself and just go all out?

- jordana banana or Jordan

Every damn depression low night, hoe. I am so myself when I spend a whole afternoon going thru my closet to craft a cunty outfit- you go girlie pop and you go find a peg-able man at that horror convention!! *being really supportive and genuine*

I wish I could join you in going.. or be that peg-able guy you find at the horror con tbh- can i just come in your suitcase? please? /in character & out of character lol

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I WANNA STAY BUT IM SO TIRED BRUV IM GONNA KISS YOU TILL I FALL ASLEEP 🌟 / Jellybean

I promise to let you breathe when you fall asleep kissing me

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With a swift sort-of knock that was almost too soft as if coy, there ends up being a short post-it note slipped into the inbox.

"How's the freaky scale there? Seemed rather interesting to say the least so thought I'd gauge ya~" The note is written on a round yellow note paper with loopy lettering that flowed together.

🐈‍⬛🌕

*imagine a princess celestia type 'got sent a letter' entrance; putting your message in the inbox made it appear and fall to Jimmy inside His home* {you distinctly didn't say mailbox like this was real in the rp lol}

Heheh, oh you have no idea. *Jimbo grabs His green pen {black ink} and pretty pink paper, writing a response letter; "I think most people would consider me a degenerate, if that gives you an idea. maybe a sex addict, but it hasn't killed me yet so I'm having a great time. My picked poison is a large shelf of choices, care to share a glass with me? XOXO" and a lipstick kiss on the corner of the note made it perfect.*

No one can say I'm a dry texter, even over paperback. *He made Himself laugh before somehow transporting the letter to the person it was directed to.*

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Im gonna show up until you disappear again tbh lmao. YOU MUST LOVE ME <3 🌟 / Jellybean

{for forever? ;-; i was getting a peach to nom on man dont leave me cuz i gotta sleep at some point tonight too :c }

I will love you! if you love me, or if you hate me I'll crawl to you either way, I'm desperate enough to do so if it mean doing something. I hate waiting for nothing. *cute pouty face*

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IM THE ANON YOU SAID GIVE AN EMOJI TO :P UM SO LEMME PICK ONE (ITS BEEN 5 MIN..)

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THAT WORKS OR YOU CAN CALL ME UM JELLYBEAN

{im hoping theres only two anons going on here cuz if it's three im gonna cry- lovely to meet you jellybean, im surprised i haven't met a jellybean before now lol- welcome to the roster star anon!}

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Ah. I sent off anon and too early.... I'm perishing gimme a minute to recollect XDDD

{it's okay bestie im glad we're on this knowing each others username basis now /silly /ooc}

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With a

(Omg Kittycoin is so cute. /g /excited)

(I chose the black cat and full moon cause of the oc so the nickname has a cute vibe like kittycat~ ehehehe)

{OH THAT'S A MOON- I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOLD COIN ;-; well kittycoin rolls off the tongue real well but now it's not accurate- is LunaCat much better? MeowMoon? hmm, NyahMoon? no kittycoin is the best- this is why artists workshop ideas lol /ooc}