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What kind of tea would you give someone who's visiting?

Any kind, preferably their personal favorite. I always try to make people feel welcome,

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I NEVER REALLY HAD A DAD.... COULD YOU BE MY DAD?

yes, my child.

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It's sad, most of the people in this fandom hate Asgore for killing the kids. GUYS HE JUST WANTED TO KEEP HIS WHOLE FKN KINGDOM HOPEFUL ;¬;

People hate me for my deeds...if only they could see my plan for a better life. The humans wouldn't survive in the underground. I do apologize for my actions. I see that now monsters and humans can life together without death and violence.

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Have you heard of Flowey the flower, and if so, does he seem familiar?

Flowey the flower...-eyes well up-My child. My heir. My Asriel

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I was wondering... Will flowey ever turn back into asriel?

Maybe in another life. The magic and death tied to my son is too much to reverse. I just hope I'm around to see his reincarnation.

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Who do you think you are? Collecting your jars of hearts?

And tearing love apartYou're gonna catch a coldFrom the ice inside your soulSo don't come back for meWho do you think you are?

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Why do you have a diary of only one similar entry? That's creepy! stop being creepy!

I..I rather not speak of the journal.y tears stain those pages.

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Are nsfw questions okay

-blushes- possibly, just gotta see the question first

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Hoi I'm temmie

Have you finished your studies, young Temmie?

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King asgore, can i hug your belly?

But of course -opens up arms for a hug-

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Oh no! The hot goat dad has a tumblr now?

Why yes, I do. I'm still learning but I'll get good at this tumblr soon. Sans is helping me.

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yayA, thx for tha muns!1!!

No worries, young temmie 

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how do you deal with being divorced

That’s a touchy subject. I miss Tori’ from time to time. But I’ve learned to cope with my pain by gardening and, this is a secret but I’ll tell you, anon. I have taken up art..I am actually teaching the art class at Toriel’s school. But she doesn’t know that so keep it quiet. 

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SO MY KING! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT ON TUMBLR?! I MUST SAY I'M QUITE POPULAR HERE, SO I DO HOPE YOU GET TO MY LEVEL OF POPULARITY!!!

Oh hello Papyrus. Popular you say? It would be nice. But no one will ever be as popular as you.

-pats-

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hOI! IM TEMMIE!!1!

Hello young Temmie, Here’s some college money. Go get that degree in Temm.

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ASGORE does not want to fight you...

Hello, I am Asgore, king of the monsters. I have come here to “tumblr” to see what everyone thinks of me...and to see if Sans was just trolling me.

Anyway, ask me anything. I am very eager to answer your questions.

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you're not really going to sleep, are you?

nope! sleep is for the weak!