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Oh, you'll see...

Well, look what I found! Redfield has an interesting body...doesn't he? @ask-chrisredfield

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Deal.

I hate it when people pull my hair.

I'd love to hate you tonight.

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Buckle up, buttercup! I heard it's going to be a rough...ride!

Ass here.

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Right now?

😏😏

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Did I fucking stutter?

Ass here.

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Right now?

😏😏

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Why not. It's already a zoo around here, but he's your responsibility.

OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

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You know what? It's not even worth it. Do what you want. But if he shits on the fucking floor, that's on you!

OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

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OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

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Their words. 😏

You dirty metal man!

Is that really the best you've got?

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(If anyone is interested, I wrote on behalf of dearest Karl. The link is below. There's three chapters so far. I'm open to suggestions/feedback. Don't be shy.)

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What's up? Any updates on those soldats?

A work in progress...cool your jets.

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can i be your personal whore?

No thank you, but it sounds...lovely.

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LEAVE OUR MASTER AND KING, FATHER ETHAN, ALONE, YOU HEATHEN! HE HAS ALREADY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!

And the rest of us haven't? Pound sand.

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Father Ethan doesn't need you! He is powerful enough

Not likely.

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you’ve met the boulder punching asshole but have you met his motorcycle loving bf named leon kennedy?

Never heard of her.

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So do we have to organize an appointment to get our soldier upgrades? How does it work?

Sturm...can...pencil you in. Actually, he can't. Hope that answers your question.

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If you wish to be part of Father Ethan's court, you'd better behave!!!

In that case, I'll be on my absolute worst behavior.

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(To the Admin of this blog)

How are you feeling today? I hope your day has been good👍

Oh, hello! I'm fine...just was a bit swamped with schoolwork and work-work. Thank you kindly! - D