#karlheisendaddyaskblog

[ask-heisendaddy]

Well, look what I found! Redfield has an interesting body...doesn't he? @ask-chrisredfield

[ask-chrisredfield]

Thought you married Jill.

No. Jill is a close friend. Things have been nice for us that way.

And I'm obviously into men.

@ask-heisendaddy

😏😏

[ask-heisendaddy]

Best thing about being you? Apart from the cool powers and metal army, what makes Heisenberg fun?

Allow me to welcome you to...THE GUN SHOW!

[ask-heisendaddy]

OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

@ask-chrisredfield

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

[ask-heisendaddy]

*walks into your factory looking around*

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[ask-heisendaddy]

This is for Sal!😈😈😈

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

Get lost, kid. And you tell the fish freak that I've...aquired some toxic algae and I am just itchy to fucking throw it in his little pond. So, cut the shit.

@lordmoreau

[ask-heisendaddy]

A WILD ETHAN WINTERS APPEARED!

[ask-heisendaddy]

Heisenberg riding on a bison, enjoy. <3

You'll have to excuse Heisenberg. He actually is out trying to...what phrase did he use?

"Tactfully aquire," the youngest lord articulates. "I'm going to tactfully aquire a bison and harness its...abilities and further improve its defense systems." - KH

[ask-heisendaddy]

Hello Lord Heisenberg! Do you know what 'wintersberg' is? And if so, what do you think about it?

I am aware that because I MAY have written about Ethan's interesting body in my PRIVATE journal and THAT YOU HEATHENS TOOK--

Sorry about that.

Getting down to brass tacks, Ethan missed his...shot.

Little bitch.

WE COULD HAVE RAISED ROSE TOGETHER AND MURDERED MIRANDER, BUT YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

HERE'S SOME NEWS, PAPA OF THE YEAR, I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

Chris is more my...speed anyway. @ask-chrisredfield

WAKE UP, ETHAN!

Or don't. I don't really give a shit anymore.🖕

[ask-heisendaddy]

So what do you think about mr winters and of Chris redfield

"You mean Ethan?" Heisenberg growls, but then pauses. "I'm not...mad. I'm just...disappointed."

"As for ol' boulder shoulder..." Karl smirks, giving a thoughtful hum. "He's the real deal that one."

[ask-heisendaddy]

"The tree lady really fucked up ethan

He deserves it tho 🤷‍♀️"

Karman-

"Fuck...this." -KH

[ask-heisendaddy]

Yo, Heisendaddy, u there?

"That depends on what you want."

[ask-heisendaddy]

I hate it when people pull my hair.

I'd love to hate you tonight.

@ask-chrisredfield

[ask-heisendaddy]

[ holds hand tightly ]

You’re my best friend now. You can’t fucking take me back. You’re stuck with me.

At the hand in his gloved one, Heisenberg tenses, screwing up his face, and stares at the joining for a moment. Then, he laughs at the absurdity and waits for the moment to pass so he might get on with his...tasks.

But it doesn't.

And there's a brief moment of panic as the Lycan commander realizes you're serious.

"That's not...how...this fucking works," he hisses, trying to shake you off.

"Unhand me or Miranda be damned, I'll-I'll--"

[ask-heisendaddy]

Tea time with Angie or movie night at Moreau's?

And the winner is...THE MORONIC FISH FREAK! Congratulations, Sal! You can pick up your prize at the corner of fuck you and get lost, momma's boy! Haha!

[ask-heisendaddy]

Herr Heisenberg Strum verließ die Fabrik

A great sigh escapes the weary lord as he reflects on the monstrously ridiculous and mindless jet engine with legs he creatively named 'storm.'

"A translation for the rest of you...Englisch sprechende Menschen..."

Heisenberg clears his throat.

"The ask, it reads, 'Mister Heisenberg, Sturm has left the factory.'"

Tried and tired, he grumbles under his breath, not looking forward to what was actually meant by the anon. Was it a jape, a threat, a simple message--something ment to harm or otherwise enrage Karl?

"Ich habe keine Zeit für deinen Scheiß! Some friendly advice, anon...RUN! Lauf um dein verdammtes Leben! HAHA!"