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Wait. So when you, Anna, Hans, and the rest of Arendelle were frozen...how did that work? Were you aware of anything, did it seem like time passed during the time you were frozen? I mean, you didn't age, so I would imagine that you wouldn't have been aware of time passing and would have no memory of anything during the interim. So was it a different sort of spell than the one that Elsa froze Anna's heart with?

I’m not exactly the most knowledgeable when it comes to spells. All I know is we were frozen and it was extremely cold. Anna and I thought Elsa had just disappeared only to find out 30 years had passed.

I do think it might have been different then what happened to Anna. That was more uncontrolled 'powers'.

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You mean the carrots I buy for him because you’re too cheap?! I wouldn’t have to ramble if you would just listen to me sometimes! I don’t know how many times I’ve asked you to build a snow man now, and have we built one? NO! Oh and there you go again, whining about my rambling! Which I don’t even do for your information!

Oh, sorry not all of us are rich! Some of us actually have to work. All I do is listen, Anna!! You're the one who doesn't realize when to stop. Because snowmen are childish, you're going to be a ruler one day and frankly I'm worried about that. Yes, you do! I should've been the one to hit you with a bottle, which I still haven't forgotten.

au: Where's the reindeer? If your life was so wonderful and easier when it was just you and Sven, where is he now?!

Most likely getting away from you. He hates the carrots you’ve been giving him. And listening to you ramble non-stop. 

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Must have been worth something to have let another person fall down a cliff. You must be horrible to let someone go like that. No, unfortunately she doesn't. She'll talk you to death I swear.

I was frozen for 30 years, might as well have been a confined little prison. What's to blame for yours? Also scored by a lover maybe?

AU: Did you know Belle left Anna to fend for herself while she tried to get a silly rock and fell? Belle gave your fiance into the hands of the Snow Queen... I think that's just awful.

Sound like there might be someone more stupid than Anna. Though I bet she had it coming, has a bad habit at getting herself in trouble. Did I mention she almost made me fall off a cliff?

You try nearly dying multiple times and postponing a wedding for 30-years, then we’ll talk about awful.

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AU: What are your thoughts on Elsa?

A prick. I mean like an ice prick (see what I did there?) Who freezes an entire kingdom and runs off? And nearly hurts her own sister? I’d say she deserved to get put in that urn.

She thinks she’s higher than me just because she was raised in a castle. So I grew up in a barn and with rock trolls. Not all of us can be as cold-hearted.

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AU: Did you know Belle left Anna to fend for herself while she tried to get a silly rock and fell? Belle gave your fiance into the hands of the Snow Queen... I think that's just awful.

Sound like there might be someone more stupid than Anna. Though I bet she had it coming, has a bad habit at getting herself in trouble. Did I mention she almost made me fall off a cliff?

You try nearly dying multiple times and postponing a wedding for 30-years, then we’ll talk about awful.

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AU: What do you think about Anna?

She’s selfish for making me wait 30-years to get married. I should’ve taken the hint when she made me lose my sled, which I’d just payed off. Plus, who’s stupid enough to meet someone for like 2 seconds and call it ‘true love’? Look where that got everyone. I’ve almost died on numerous accounts because of her.

She talks way too much, and eats too much chocolate. she’ll get fat.

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au: Where's the reindeer? If your life was so wonderful and easier when it was just you and Sven, where is he now?!

Most likely getting away from you. He hates the carrots you’ve been giving him. And listening to you ramble non-stop. 

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AU: How do you feel about Storybrooke?

The town is weird. No ice, obviously no reindeers…and the clothing is horrible.

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ooc: au weekend

So I'm late to this party, but better late then never right? This au is shattered sight so like the spell Kristoff will see the faults in people! So send in some au questions you might want to see! I'd love to get my angry-Kristoff on!

~Ro/Kristoff

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Did Sven has reindeer (girl-)friends?

We don’t really talk about that…

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If you hadn't met Anna, do you think you could have been happy living with Sven and the rock trolls for good, or was love always something that you hoped to find?

That’s a good question…I’m not sure. I’d been contempt living with them before, I don’t see how I wouldn’t had I not met Anna. But, I’m glad I did. Guess you could say I didn’t know I really wanted love until I met her.

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Kristoff,

Choosing just one thing to get you is way too hard, so I’ve decided to get you multiple gifts! 

First, a hug coupon, you don’t really need it, but I thought it was a cute idea!

Second, your shoes aren’t that warm, so I got you some nice woolen socks to keep your feet warm when you’re working! 

Third, before we left Storbrooke Elsa told me of these neat things called Key-chains! They’re used to keep something important to you with you at all times, so I thought we could put our wedding picture inside and you can take it with you when you’re away from the castle gathering ice. I got myself one too so I can look at it when I miss you.

Fourth, a kiss to show you how much I love you!

Fifth, I tried my best at carving a heart made from ice, I hope it looks okay! I wanted to get something that symbolized you and your love of ice and represented my love for you.

Sixth, a little something for my favorite reindeer

I love you Kristoff!

-Anna

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You're the best, Anna. I love you so so much.

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How is you today kristoff? Are you still getting used to being the prince? Can you please say hi to Elsa and Anna for me?

I’m well thanks for asking. Think I made some good ice sales today. That I am, hearing the word ‘prince’ before ‘kristoff’ is really strange for me. Sure I can! You can also say hi to Anna here abnd Elsa here, if you’d like.

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AU: You and David are both going to marry princesses! Isn't that exciting?

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AU: Could you see yourself ever marrying Anna?

Given we just met I’m not sure. I mean she’s definitely different from other girls I’ve met. But she’s a princess, I’m just an ice guy, not sure those really mix. Isn’t a princess supposed to marry a prince or something?

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AU: What do you think of Anna?

I might sort of like her, if wanting to kiss her wasn’t enough proof But we sort of just met, so wouldn’t want to jump to any conclusions. 

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Who are your closest friends outside of the Arendelle Kingdom? (We know about David/Prince Charming, anyone else?)

Can’t say I’ve met many outside of Arendelle. There’s Sven of course and my family. David will still remain a good friend. I was glad to have seen him again.