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Why do you not appreciate the flies. They aren’t harming anyone.

I dont know who left something in the break room fridge to just rot away, but Im sure all the flies in the archive appreciate it.

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Hey king, which of the other entities is your fav/least fav? Also bonus question: what are your thoughts on Franz kafka?

Personally I’ve always held Viscera in high regard, as it and the Corruption are similar in some regards. Both deal with feelings of disgust and repulsion, and after all, what would the squirming love of my god be without flesh to burrow in, to infect and Corrupt?

My least favorite … that’s a tough question. There are multiple Entities that I dislike, for a variety of reasons. The Lonely is an obvious one, it is the opposite of my god with its coldness and emptiness and lack of love. My god is all about community, love and connections, and the One Alone goes against all of that.

The Eye is also an Entity I can’t stand. My dear friend Jane put it all into words in her statement, it watches but does not understand, it tries to explain what cannot and should not be explained. It is a god that I do not respect in the slightest.

The other Entities are alright I suppose, we can coexist.

For the bonus question, I am a huge fan of Kafka. Sadly all my books start to mold fairly quickly.

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So, what was up with the whole 'infecting an entire town' thing anyway? Were you attempting a Ritual or just messing with the town?

Gosh, don’t bring that up, it’s embarrassing. It was an attempt at a ritual, which would bring my glorious god into this world. I prepared for years for this, and yet it was thwarted by a mere human. And not only that, he had the audacity to bury me in concrete! I still feel humiliated.

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Skrunkly little disease boi!

(I have a new character to fixate on!)

Yes, I suppose that would be me

((Ooc: a fellow Amherst enjoyer I see!))

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I don’t see the problem …

CORRUPTION AVATARS: I AM ROT, THROUGH YOUR MARROW I SHALL CHEW AND THROUGH YOUR FLESH I SHALL BLOOM. I AM EVERYWHERE AND I AM LOVE, THROUGH THE MITES ON YOUR LASHES AND THE FILTH ON YOUR SOLES, I AM LOVE, INESCAPABLE

CORRUPTION AVATARS:

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You’re quite correct

goals to be quite honest

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It was deeply unpleasant, I can tell you. I managed to get out of it but it was horrible. I’ve always had great respect for the Buried but that horrendous experience really shook up my views.

@ask-john-amherst How is the concrete. (From a nosy avatar of the Beholding)

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HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MY POOR LITTLE ANTS. YOU HAVE JUST MADE ENEMIES WITH EVERY CORRUPTION AVATAR IN THE UK. I CAN AND WILL FIND YOU

As for the infestation (which I assume you had something to do with) the cat is hunting down the bugs and ripping up the ones she’s not eating, she’s having a grand time! It’s like that me-me Simon showed me once with cat calling houseflies ‘sky raisins’

-P. Lukas

I knew she'd like her Christmas gift.

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What a good lad. He will always be welcome in the Corruption

Tf2 freak concept: Scary freaky guy who thinks he is helping people by trying to give them the cure to all diseases but he doesn't know he's actually a scary freaky guy and he's actually giving people the Deadly Substance (he really thinks he's helping!)

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I hope you like bulldog ants you nosy ill-mannered Beholder

As an Avatar of the Corruption, I take great offense to your previous answer to an ask implying that bugs don’t deserve nice expensive meals. I will be sending something unpleasant to your apartment right this instant

- @ask-john-amherst

Send it to Lukas' flat. I will definitely pick it up.

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Excellent little lads aren’t they?

Metamorphosis

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I will be attending the funeral. It is a day of great sadness for the Corruption

Why isn't anyone posting about this!?!

Yesterday a worm died alone in the forest

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corruption avatars will see an infestation of rot and pestilence and ask "is anyone else gonna love this so deeply it destroys them?" and not wait for an answer

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Vote for my Patron or I will infect your house

1d

Desolation synopsis

Fire. Burning wax, boiling water, melting flesh. Singed paper. Singed hair. A fire you can't see, that destroys you anyway. A burning desire, engulfing you like flame. Smoke, ash, charcoal. Something you can never get back.

Propaganda

The desolation is so underrated. fire is so beautiful, its so much more than just chaos and destruction

Corruption synopsis

Rot. Insects. Disease. It lives under your skin. Mycelium burrowing in, eggs laid underneath, plague spreading through the blood. Fungi, mold, slime. Wasps, maggots, flies. Boils, pus, rashes. But it loves you. And it consumes you. Isn't that love?

Propaganda

A sweet living mandala of maggots and bones bleached white long ago. They feast and writhe and feast and die, what a blessed life they live. One could be consecrated into their order, although you cannot become a member. Oh the joy of being a temple for those least welcome elsewhere, to offer safety, shelter, and food with only your flesh. Join us, and become a home.

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7 billiion mold spores in my lungs and your still single 😂😂😂😂😂

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That’s fantastic. Jane was right, you truly are a friend of the Corruption

Hello Michael. There are several hundred worms in your corridors. Treat the kindly…

I WOULD DO NOTHING LESS FOR THEM! COULD YOU SEND SOME ANTS THOUGH? THE ORCHESTRAL ARRANGEMENT IVE BEEN TEACHING THEM COULD USE SOME CHOREOGRAPHY.

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Why not give them to the crawling, scuttling army of tiny beings?

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