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Do you guys ever dance with each other? And if so, which? Salsa? Tango? Waltz? Ballroom dancing? Give me something !!!

CG: DO YOU REALLY THINK I FUCKING DANCE? 

GC: 1 DONT R34LLY D4NC3 BUT TH3 T4NGO LOOKS PR3TTY FUN >: ]

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UPDATE

CG: WE'LL HAVE TO GET TO THOSE REMAINING QUESTIONS IN THE MORNING. I'VE BEEN BUSY ALL DAY AND TEREZI HASN'T BEEN FEELING HER BEST. 

CG: ALSO, THANKS TO THE NEW FOLLOWERS. YOU GUYS MAKE US FEEL ALL TINGLY AND SHIT. THE SUN SHINES RIGHT FROM YOUR ASSES. I SWEAR.

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LITTLE NOTE

CG: QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED WHEN TEREZI WAKES THE FUCK UP. I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER THEM ALL WITHOUT HER BECAUSE SHE WOULD GIVE ME SO MUCH SHIT, MY EARS WOULD GROW GOD DAMNED BOILS IN THEM.

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MORE FOLLOWERS

CG: GOD DAMN! YOU PEOPLE ARE FLOODING IN LIKE FUCKING FROGS TO A SGRUB SESSION. THIS PLEASES ME. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A GOOD SIZED GROUP HERE. ALRIGHT FUCK-ASSES, NOW ASK US QUESTIONS. 

CG: TEREZI IS STILL ASLEEP, JUST SO YOU'RE AWARE. SHE SLEEPS TOO FUCKING MUCH.

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UNFORTUN4T3LY 1F 1 ST4Y H3R3 4NY LONG3R 1LL P4SS OUT

B3ST TO JUST..K33P TH4T FROM H4PP3N1NG 4ND SL33P GOODN1GHT 

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H333333333333Y TH3R3

royalgumball started following you

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        ►║ What strange visitors… Surely that pink wasn’t natural… And… she’d seen those kinds of candy horns before. A troll, right? “Ahh… good evening, can I help you?”

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1 L1CK R3D CH4LK. R3D 1S TH3 B3ST COLOR 4FT3R 4LL.

       —- { ∲ } “What does one do when their mood has suddenly soured?”

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Terezi, you should lick karkat, cuz its funny

GC: WHOS TO S4Y 1 DONT DO TH4T 4LR34DY? >:D

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Y34H TH4TS D3F1N1T3LY K4RK4T. H3 UH..H3 DO3S Y3LL 4 LOT AND 4S F4R 4S VR1SK4 GO3S, 1 DONT KNOW WHY H3 BROUGHT H3R UP. SORRY 1F H3 BOTH3R3D YOU.

{ ☦ } “He never told me his name. He just yelled a lot and said he was speaking in caps lock… and something about hiim being called a troll which is apparently an alien species? And something about a bitch named Vriska.”  

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4NGRY GR3Y B33M4N? UH 1 ONLY KNOW ON3 GR3Y B33M4N 4ND TH4TS SOLLUX. 1F YOU M34N K4RK4T TH3N Y3S, 1M 1ND33D H1S 'FR13ND.'

{ ☦ } “Are you friends with the angry greybeeman I met earlier?”  

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{ ☦ } “How disgusting it is to be human again, I feel filthy.”  

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So, yeah, I was developing my ‘skills’, when Karezi feels got me. I’m. sorry. Enjoy these shits. 

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or not a url. fictional characters, abstract nouns, monsters of legend, whatever

I ship you with ______! (Leave a URL in my ask box!)

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4R3 YOU DON3 NOW K4RK4T? B31NG N34R YOU 1S 4 B1T OF 4 CHOR3 BUT YOU M4K3 YOURS3LF SOUND L1K3 4 W4LK1NG TR4V3STY.

WELCOME EVERYONE. I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY I’M EVEN WELCOMING ANY OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR STAY WILL BE FAR FROM FUCKING PLEASANT.

IN FACT, YOUR STAY WILL PROBABLY CAUSE YOU TO DEVELOP DEEP, PULSING HEMORRHAGIC BLISTERS COVERING EVERY OPEN INCH OF YOUR PITIFUL BODY, I’M NOT FORCING YOU TO ENJOY IT. THAT’S UP TO YOUR SICK MIND TO DECIDE.

I SHOULD HAVE A BLINKING, NEON WARNING SIGN TO DETER PEOPLE FROM COMING NEARER. 

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Terezi, what's your favorite thing about Karkat?

GC: MY F4VOR1T3 TH1NG?GC: W3LL 1 L1K3 4 LOT OF TH1NGSGC: 1M NOT SUR3 1F TH3R3 1S ON3 TH1NG 1N SP3C1F1C TH4T 1 L1K3 MOSTGC: H3S 4CTU4LLY R34LLY SW33T WH3N3V3R H3 G3TS OUT OF HIS WHOL3..COMPL3X OF B31NG TH3 L34D3R 4ND F33L1NG L1K3 H3 H4S TO 1MPR3SS 4NYON3GC: JUST L3TT1NG H1M B3 H1MS3LF 1S TH3 B3ST TH1NG 1V3 3V3R S33N. 

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SO H3LLO 3V3RYON3 1M BOR3D. L3TS CH4T.

1M DY1NG TO DO SOM3TH1NG

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You guys make such a lovely couple, what's a normal "couple" thing you do for fun?

GC: COUPL3 TH1NGS? WH4T SORT OF TH1NGS DO COUPL3S DO? UH...1 L1K3 HOLD1NG H1S H4ND 1 GU3SS. BUT H3 L1K3S PUTT1NG H1S H4NDS ON M3 L1K3 4 D1RTY P3RV3RT >: D

CG: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I AM NOT A GOD DAMN PERVERT. /:B 

CG: GETTING BACK ON TOPIC, I LIKE DOING THINGS THAT MAKE HER FEEL SAFE. THERE, I HAD A SOFT MOMENT. HAPPY NOW, FUCKERS?