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There was a peak back in Murasa that had one particular outcropping slightly bigger than my fist...it was so easy to lasso and when you swung from it you'd get a faceful of ocean breeze right at the apex of the swing...

Since nobody on Ravnica has ever met another Kor

I can just make shit up about them and nobody will know any better.

Anyway, did you know that Kor don't have bones?

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Since nobody on Ravnica has ever met another Kor

I can just make shit up about them and nobody will know any better.

Anyway, did you know that Kor don't have bones?

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Welcome!

What was that you mentioned about portal things?

Hello! Is this thing on? Ah, ok, here we go. I found this weird thing in the sewers, it looks... maybe like an Izzet device?

Anyways, hi, I'm Zynni! I'm a gorgon from the Golgari... well, what was the Golgari. I've been going about the Undercity for a while now and finding new places and things. And nowadays, there's so many new parts of the Undercity to explore. Crypts, fun mosses, weird portal things, and artifacts like this! I can't wait to see who is on here. If you all want to ask anything, or just talk, I'd love to!

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I am gonna have to go lay down for a minute

What do you mean

nobody on Ravnica has ever seen a beach before? There have gotta be oceans here, right?

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Paved?? Like with roads? The entire ocean??

What do you mean

nobody on Ravnica has ever seen a beach before? There have gotta be oceans here, right?

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I know of some herbs you can dry up and chew on that help, but...they're native to Zendikar. Nowadays I just use Simic elixirs. I think they call it "ibuprofen"

Does anyone happen to know spells that ease cramps...? Asking for a coworker.

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What do you mean

nobody on Ravnica has ever seen a beach before? There have gotta be oceans here, right?

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A visit to Zonot Seventeen has informed me that I actually have something called a UTI

I will not apologize to Judith because she is still a bitch and it was funny

This is a callout post to Judith the Scourge Diva

You're a talentless hack who can't think of anything more funny or clever to do with my Voodoo Doll other than just stabbing it in the junk with white hot needles! Your only punchline can't just be sadism! I'll show you what true comedy looks like!

Khalia proceeds to grab Voodoo Dolls of Judith and Hekara and smushes them together making kissy noises

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This is a callout post to Judith the Scourge Diva

You're a talentless hack who can't think of anything more funny or clever to do with my Voodoo Doll other than just stabbing it in the junk with white hot needles! Your only punchline can't just be sadism! I'll show you what true comedy looks like!

Khalia proceeds to grab Voodoo Dolls of Judith and Hekara and smushes them together making kissy noises

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I was just as shocked as you were when I saw her on the news with the former Guildpact fighting that angel lady.

'Home.'

What does that word mean to each of you? You, who've had the opportunity to travel far in a changed Multiverse? Do you feel loyalty to the place or plane that birthed you? Or have you, would you, swap it out for a new life, with new possibilities?

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

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Huh. I guess she got fixed like the former Guildpact and the former Golgari guildleader? Weird

'Home.'

What does that word mean to each of you? You, who've had the opportunity to travel far in a changed Multiverse? Do you feel loyalty to the place or plane that birthed you? Or have you, would you, swap it out for a new life, with new possibilities?

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

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The Kor language doesn't have a word for "home". Well, we technically do, but its a loan-word, used to describe the trappings of the other races of Zendikar. Whatever word our kind once used when our empire stretched across the plane has been lost to the Sands of Time, remembered only by ghosts and the ancient Planeswalker Nahiri (and Im pretty sure she got Compleated, so shes probably dead now). My time on Ravnica is the longest Ive ever spent in one place. After a lifetime of wandering, it is strange to have a home, but good.

Plus, now I dont have to worry about being attacked by Scute Bug swarms when Im sleeping, and boy is that nice

'Home.'

What does that word mean to each of you? You, who've had the opportunity to travel far in a changed Multiverse? Do you feel loyalty to the place or plane that birthed you? Or have you, would you, swap it out for a new life, with new possibilities?

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

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Honestly? Not the worst way I've seen someone go out back home

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Are we talking, like, normal house cat or one of those weird people cats that I sometimes see? Or is it more of a Felidar? Scythe Leopard?

THERE IS A CAT

THERE IS A CAT LOOSE IN THE BASE

THERE IS A CAT LOOSE IN THE BASE AND IT'S NOT FRIENDLY

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The answer is to not think too hard about where your food comes from. If my stomach can handle Ravnican hotdogs, I'm sure that it can handle just about anything else

hey uh, how do you a. find out the nutritional value of a food and b. know if its safe to eat

what if copied food somehow starts the next phyrexia yknw, can never be careful enough

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Bondage is a sex thing. Well, its usually a sex thing at least, it technically isn't inherently sexual in nature, but...

Look, the point is: welcome to the multinet. Enjoy

Hey

I'm Khali.

I guess I should probably explain my whole deal, huh? So, I'm originally a Zendikar girl (Makindi, though you guys probably have no idea where that is, do you?) Shortly after the Invasion I swung through an Omenpath and got stuck here on Ravnica. Heard about some kinky cultists, and it turns out they weren't as bad as everyone made them out to be (or at least most aren't). Turns out that introducing them to Kor bondage techniques must have gotten me on their good side, because somehow they ended up promoting me and now I run things here in the Third District. So, if you wanna ask anything, go ahead.

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Depression

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