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Doot doot

:0 I got a doot doot

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°^°?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Living with sensory problems

- Oh that t-shirt is nice i might buy it- *feels the texture* nevermind

- *trying clothes* “It’s too tight” “What do you mean it’s too tight? It’s your size and this pants is supposed to be ti-” “IT’S TOO TIGHT MY SKIN CAN’T BREATHE”

- Yeah I can’t eat some types of food because the texture/smell is horrible.

- Walking in a beauty products shop and instantly dying because of the strong smells.

- DO NOT POKE AT ME OR I WILL JUMP 10 FEET IN THE AIR

- *takes gun out* Alright no physical contact without my permission.

- *wears slightly more makeup than usual* I feel like my face is covered in paint

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Some edits I made due to recent events. 

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idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no    =    “No,” she said. 

no.    =    "No,” she said sharply.

No    =    “No,” she stated firmly.

No.    =    “No,” she snapped.

NO    =    “No!” she shouted.

noooooo    =    “No,” she moaned.

no~    =    “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~    =    “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO    =    “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?!    =    “No,” she said incredulously.

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boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

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I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

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Gogspeed, Sis!

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*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

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I-I...

is anyone gonna make a "what '-core' are you" quiz or do I have to do everything myself

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Most of you think it is April

But it is actually the 105th of January

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do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.

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“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

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Oof. I uh...fit multiple? Imsorrydonthurtme

tag yourself as the gay high school stereotypes:

art gay

theatre gay

debate gay

nerdy gay

gamer gay

party gay

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sensory

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shoutout to all the nonbinary kids

who don’t have short messy and brightly colored hair

who can’t afford a binder

whose parents won’t let them get a binder

who aren’t lean or “the perfect weight”

whose pronouns aren’t respected by anyone except people online

whose pronouns aren’t respected

who can’t take selfies and post them because people will assume pronouns

who are female/male passing and don’t want to be

shoutout to every single nb kid out there who struggles with self image

hit me up i’m ur new parent i will take care of u and make u feel good

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