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an sjw keeps standing outside my house yelling 'return the slab'

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*takes back the slab*

u kno i ate the last guy that did that right...

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*returns slab*

finally

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return the slab

REBLOG THIS POST OR SUFFER MY CURSE

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Guess what Anonymous little grey-face?

You can go straight into my tomb.

Hope you die xoxo txt it.

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i gave the slab to my worst enemy so you can scare the living crap out of him

But they have returned it to me.

We are together again, and I made a deal with your enemy, dear Anon.

They told me that in return for the slab, I must find you, dear Anon, and curse you for all eternity....

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Are you the only mummy around? Don't you feel lonely?

Yes. I am.

I used to dress up the Slab and we would go out for dinner, but I can't do that anymore. . .

I just really need the slab back...

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What have you done with Eustace you creepy ghost that ruined my childhood ? I NEED TO KNOW.

He refused to return the slab,

So I ate him...

He was delicious.

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What's yer offer?

Why should I offer you anything?

It's my slab.

Mine.

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What will you do once you have retrieved the slab?

I seem to have discovered this 'Paint' contraption on this computer device. I believe this is a wonderful portrayal of what's to come.

Return the slab. So I can love it.

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I have something sorta like a slab... But not really a slab. I'm really sorry. I could probably get you some ham though.

Ham is not acceptable.

I really need the slab.

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I don't have the slab. Where is it?

Lol. Idk. Return the slab tho.

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My pinkie toe hurts from wearing heels all day. What do you recommend?

I recommend returning the slab.

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For now I rest, mortals. But if I awake and the slab is not returned, you shall face the three plagues..

Return the slab......

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Where shall I return the slab to?

Return the slab, to me...