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Are you okay? Haven't heard from you in a while...

"I am well enough. One can only find time to answer on occasion when my duty pulls me away from my home. Do not fret. I will always come back. Until I don't. Then you may assume whatever you wish happened to me has happened."

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New year, new edit ♥️

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Are you ticklish?

"Should you attempt to find out, the outcome will not be to your liking."

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The way I'd get burned to a crisp by you cuz I'm a horny individual and won't regret it 😩

"I would not burn you immediately. It's been some time since I've had pleasant company. We would share tea, then I'd burn you.

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I give you the tarantula wizard :D

"Wonderful. Thank you."

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Does the armor weigh heavy on your body?

"No. Physically I am still very strong. It is my mental health which feels more and more brittle every day."

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🐈

"Oh good. More cats. Exactly what I need right now."

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Ya know, your never fully dressed without a smile. :D

"Well then I suppose I am in a state of undress. Fitting, for many who journey here wish to undress me fully themselves."

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Are you ok? Haven't seen you for a long time and just want to make sure you're doing ok.

"I am living. Nothing more, nothing less."

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What is your favorite alcohol? I'm currently making a batch of rice wine that will put Master Bo' Rai Cho's Outworld wine to shame

"Must I have a favorite? I will drink anything with enough kick. Perhaps you will be kind and share your alcohol with me as well?"

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Meow 🐈

"Can I help you?"

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Fujin...he up and left where you come from, didn't he?

"He left, yes. Just as everybody else did. I am used to it now, nor do I blame them for leaving. I am not who I used to be. I will never be that way again. It was hard for Fujin to understand that fact, but once he did, it was easy for him to leave."

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Would you like to watch this movie with me, my Lord? *Holds up a copy of Dracula*

"I do not have time to indulge in theater. However I m familiar with this one, and have enjoyed it in the past."

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What would happen if you were Tased? Would it hurt you, or would it not hurt? I’m not going to try to tase you, it was just a question.

"It would feel like a light tickle. But mind you I hate being tickled."

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Greetings Lord Raiden. I hope your having a somewhat decent day or good day! My question for you is kinda something I want to know as I am curious. Do you see Cassandra Cage and Jacqui Briggs as your own daughter? I think you certainly do, though I just wanna know. And how are they currently and do you go and communicate with them? On something rather than Earthrealms protection as a way to spend time? Just curious. And umm.. *Gives Lord Raiden A Pot of Tea* here you go.

"I have not spoken to either of them in years."

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do u prefer the small tiddy. or the big anime tiddy

Son, there will come a time in your life when you learn to accept all tiddy 

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