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hi i am desperate for some help with rent and expenses this month. including my cat needing litter and food. i am struggling to keep my head above water with my job cutting my hours so much. i don't really even have the energy to type out a longer post, so here's my cat molly.

if you can help so all please do. even sharing with friends on or off tumblr

My PayPal Link

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My cashapp

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Since I've been asked this multiple times, I think I should address it.

My writing is 100% my own. Run it through an AI detector if you like. It's my own. For those who think my usage of dashes means I'm somehow AI, let me let you in on a secret.

I use hyphens ( - ) not the em dash that AI uses ( — )

The reason I use hyphens is because they're easier to use than en or em dashes.

In addition, I admit that I have trouble ending sentences. I am working on that. But in the meantime, I am using hyphens to make things a bit clearer - I hope.

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"Alas, I can be shallow attt tttimes... I have been working on ttthattt ttterrible flaw."

Attt firsttt, ittt was ttthe beauttty ttthattt drew me. Buttt now I stttay for who you are. I fell for you and I contttinue ttto fall furttther.

tell my muse what your muse thinks of mine on anon! Anything goes!

|| Accepting

"Heh. Kinda makes me wonder what would have happened if I wasn't pretty in your eyes."

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Don't get me wrong, I LOVE GenCon.

It's just the way I got the tickets sucked.

GenCon today.

As a lovebombing attempt, my father gave me tickets. Gonna take full advantage of that because no matter how I proceed, he's gonna be a dick about shelling out money that he chose to shell out without me asking. Might as well enjoy myself.

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GenCon today.

As a lovebombing attempt, my father gave me tickets. Gonna take full advantage of that because no matter how I proceed, he's gonna be a dick about shelling out money that he chose to shell out without me asking. Might as well enjoy myself.

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Right then. Vent under the cut.

First of all, anon hate is not tolerated on this blog. Go fuck yourself anon.

Second of all, I do indeed have a formal diagnosis for ADHD. Just because I'm forced to mask it doesn't mean you can shoot me in the streets for """""faking"""""

See how I used your absurd amount of quotation marks? See how fucking weird it looks?

Everyone point and laugh at this dipshit for immediately assuming the worst.

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Me: "I want to write fantrolls and ocs"

My sleep-deprived ADHD brain:

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Ah yes. Justtt whattt I needed on my morning scroll. An adverttt ttthattt screams bloody murder before even being acknowledged.

Brillianttt. Inspired. Ttthe designer musttt be so proud of how many people wish ttto eviscerattte ttthem.

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Hydraulic press videos but it's Melanc crushing things between her thighs.

Absolutely possible for her.

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If I had a nickel for every time someone poked the burn scar on my face and said "Say hello to my little friend" I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Still not as scary as:

"ATROPUS FRACKIN' UNIVERSE!"

The air becomes heavy and moist. The ground transforms into flesh. Eyes and bones sprout like trees and flowers. Voices from nowhere whisper madness into the ears of all.

No, this is not RP, despite my blog.

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Melryn does pick-and-poke

Fun fact!

Melanc's typing speed is actually shockingly fast! She types at around 120 words per minute. That's two words every second!

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Fun fact!

Melanc's typing speed is actually shockingly fast! She types at around 120 words per minute. That's two words every second!

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You know, that whole thing with the CEO getting filled with daylight by an unknown man with a gat in New York made some positive changes.

We should give more oligarchs some high-velocity sleeping pills from a metal tube.

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If Melanc ever makes a custom beyblade, it will be the most illegal beyblade to ever be banned from competitive play.

I'm talking like. Heavy as fuck and with actual sawblades. Also a little robotic arm that snatches the opponent beyblade and throws it out of the arena.

Melanc doesn't understand beyblade and neither do I. I just know that attaching sawblades to cut up the opposing beyblade is heavily frowned upon.

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Melanc places the final green rupee on the pitiful stack and sighs. She stands and pulls Linkle into a soft hug.

"Ttthank you, my love... You tttruly are one of ttthe mosttt wonderful people I have ever had ttthe pleasure of meettting."

Melanc sits at a desk, her brow furrowed slightly from stress. With her right hand, she stacks rupees as she counts them. With her left hand, she writes in a ledger.

The stack of rupees is small and there's only green ones. It looks like that last experiment really did wipe out her research budget.

Linkle sighed, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Inventing has highs and lows. Not to worry. We started cultivating elemental fruits and people are really buying up ice and splash fruits. You can build up funds gathering them. I might know investors too in Castle Town."

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WHATTT TTTHE DICKENS

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