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Either bum coal or getting your bum beaten with an oak branch in the snow, you gotta pick

Bahumbug!

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Now that's not very nice.. Santa might stick a huge lump up coal right up your bum.

Bahumbug!

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Don't be like that, my honey-bunches-of-oats GIVE ME A SMOOCH

Bahumbug!

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ShhhhuuuuushshSHSHSHSHhhhhhhhh.. shhh.. .. Is that mistletoe I see?

Bahumbug!

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MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!

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Send me "Whump" for my mused reaction to yours throwing a snowball in their face.

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"You're gonna fight me?"

"Glad you could make it."

"It would be the end of this world and the future as well."

"I'm not here to fight you."

"Nice entrance, hero."

"You're acting like a kid."

"Nothing in this world is a coincidence."

"The rock won’t stop after it starts to roll."

"I’ve always been alone."

"In the end, everyone’s a marionette."

"Adventure is out there!"

"I smell chocolate!"

"Any last words?"

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You cannot keep those brownies from me, Mairon.

//Makin brownies!

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//Makin brownies!

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My muse is hallucinating and thinks yours is someone who hurt them in the past. Send me “It’s just me!” for my muse’s reaction.

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-Thunderous groan of disapproval in the distance-

what did fingon say to gothmog?

utulie’n OW-re

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Send me ☆ + a question and my muse will have to answer it truthfully with absolute honesty

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Gore/torture starters! Bon Appetit!

“Let’s see how much I can cut away before you pass out, shall we? Count with me now…” “If you had to pick, which finger can you do without?” “This place looks very plain right now. Don’t worry, I’ll decorate it with your intestines soon.” “I found this tube. I thought it’d fit nicely down your throat… Open up!” “Any last words before I thread your lips together?” “Left or right eye, which one have you always wanted to see dangling down your cheek?” “The butchers was shut already, so I’ll just have to come up with something else for tonight’s dinner, won’t I?” “Don’t worry, I’ll patch you up when I’m done. I just want to have a look inside…” “Tell me, which of these knives would you like me to use? I can’t make up my mind.” “Let’s see how long you can keep quiet for. Now try your best for me, please, I love watching them keep their screams in, until they can’t anymore… So satisfying.” “Hey, hey, sshhhh darling, you’re not dying yet.” “Do try not to be sick… You wouldn’t want to choke on it, and that gag is hard to clean.” “I brought you some water. You can have a sip for every sip of blood you’ll let me take.” “Sing a song while I work. I have wanted to make a painting on your back with your own blood for days now, but I’m lacking some inspiration.” “I know just how to make that pretty face of yours even prettier…” “Oh no, are you hungry? I should remove your stomach…”

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In honor of Sexual Sunday ask my muse Sex based questions.

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Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

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elrostheguard reblogged your post elrostheguard: ask-morgoth: Then w... and added:

You are disgusting.

I’m not the one who eats plant matter.

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Don't be such a baby, think of it as extra nutrtition. All you eat is that nasty plant stuff anyway.

Then why am I laughing~