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What do you think about Jazz?

We don’t talk much, but he’s a cool bot. He’s good friends with Orion.

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Hey, Dee! I hope you and Orion have been doing well and staying safe! It seems you recently learned about Valentine's Day, so I was curious. Do Cybertronians have special holidays or celebrations? If so, what do you celebrate on during them, and what cultural significance do they hold?

We do, I’ve just never been much of a holiday bot. I usually only participate in creation cycle celebrations, but we have one that’s like your New Year’s Day, too.

And of course, the Iacon 5000 is an event so big it’s practically its own holiday. It’s my favorite, actually...

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It’s such a shame you weren’t here for Valentine’s Day because I would have treated you to such a wonderful day

Um…I don’t know what that would entail, but…thanks.

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Hey, D don't tell Orion I told you this but........ I think that out of the two of you, you are the good-looking one.

…!

blushes

Thank you…

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*gives a custom made Megatronus Prime mask* Hi D, happy Valentine's! I hope you like the mask, the purple is a little off but otherwise I think I did well!

Oh…it’s very nice! I’ll have to hide it so Orion doesn’t play with it. Thanks.

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My apologies for missing this…”Valentine’s Day” you celebrate. Orion just told me about it and insisted I open my ask box for a bit. So…if you wanted to send me something yesterday, you can do that now.

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I’m in the same boat, honestly. Between work and creating art pieces, I haven’t had time to read.

Do you have art on Cybertron?

Yes, of course. We have painting, sculpting, digital art, music, writing, acting…really any form of art you might think of.

It’s just harder for cogless bots like us to enjoy a lot of art and entertainment due to our jobs not allowing much free time.

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My spike pressure when I see an ask from my intelligent, gorgeous femmefriend…

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yall be nice to d16.. he’s just a guy!

sorry about some of the rude asks d!

Not to worry, anon. I’m a big bot – figuratively speaking – and I can handle any attitude anyone decides to give me.

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does it work.... To eat the rocks you mine for energon, is it like an apple?

No. The energon must be refined into a usable form.

Please do not eat rocks.

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Yeah, yeah! Of course you'd be a good king.

i think you're already one...

Anyways, uhm... looks good on you. How are you doing right now?

-Celeste

Oh, uh…thank you, Celeste. My apologies for neglecting my personal communications for so long.

As far as how I’m doing…I am exhausted. Not from work, but from keeping Orion at work instead of getting himself into trouble. I swear to Primus, one of these solar cycles he’ll have Darkwing taking away our personal datapads…

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You use jetpacks for your work a lot, right? How good would you say you are at using it? Do you know any tricks?

I’ve been mining for so long it’s basically an extension of myself, but a mining bot’s jetpack is for one use only: getting in and out of the mines. Any other use is strictly prohibited. Especially “tricks.”

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Do your eyes change colour?? I’ve heard some bots can do that, like blue turning purple :O

Not that I’m aware of. I’ve heard of it, but I’ve never seen it happen to anyone. Must be extremely rare.

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Guess what?

…Alright, I’m kidding— uhh, there is no “what”. reaches up and sets a little crown on his helm

Boom. You’d be a good king.

;P

leans down to help you reach, then smiles

Really? You think so?

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Do you EVER have fun? or are you allergic

I don't think I like your tone.

gestures to the ramp to the train

There's the exit.

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D16 you know you can slip stuff into Darkwing's Energon right? he doesn't even look at it when he drinks it which makes it really easy to slip smth into it- I'm not saying you should poison him but you could just put like smth that would make him really sick or purge his tanks in it!

That's something that Orion has done, and I'm not about to risk getting the same punishment. Darkwing always finds out who's responsible for things.

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Sentinel Prime is our hero! He protects us from quintessons ✨

As a miner, i love him

Precisely! Sentinel Prime is the kind of bot we should all aspire to be.