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((So, I'm ceasing operations on this blog. Jillian can be found over here.))

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Maile: How about yes.

Pivot: How about you leave before I hurt you?

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Maile: Flattery? Aha, let me strictly honest with you, then. I want to fuck you, so shut up and let me.

Pivot: No.

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Maile: Haha, I like you. You're pretty awesome.

Pivot: Flattery will get you nowhere.

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Maile: Wow. Bitch. *double flips her off*

Pivot: *double flips him off*

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Maile: Good. Wanna go out and... I don't know, get to know each other better? *grins at her*

Pivot: No. :|

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Maile: Nice~ You doing anything right now?

Pivot: *shrugs* No.

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Maile: I'm Maile. And does this lovely woman have a name? *winks at her*

Pivot: *mutters* Pivot.

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Maile: Hey, sexy lady. *grins at her*

Pivot: *blushes* Who are you?

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*SHOVES A MAILE AT YOU* ; Maile: *blinks* Well, okay then.

Pivot: ... Hello. :|

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YOLO~~ *PRANCES AWAY*

Pivot: Bye. :|

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You are~ *winks at her*

Pivot: *flips off* :| Leave.

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But why, bby. .A. You're sexy~

Pivot: Hmph. I am not.

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But you have nice boobs. .w. ~

Pivot: *SHANKS HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH HER CLAWS*

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*pokes her boob* .w.

Pivot: *blushes* Stop it. :| *bitch slap*

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*touches Pivot's breast* .w.

Pivot: *bitch slap*

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oops

i did a jillian's parents

(on a laptop with a touchpad no less)

I'm shocked they look human