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You’re so cool rag! Out of them all who is your fav out of the team? (Firefly, croc, penguin, I could count moth but would it REALLY count?)

Please try and keep up; old news bores me.

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Happy Pride Month! If you don't mind, will you share with us how you identify?

Why, I identify as RAG DOLL, of course!

And who else would I be, hmmmm?

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I can't say I blame Toyman for wanting to know just all of what's under your costume. That's carnal knowledge that I also wish I had...oh, did I say that out loud? Oops

Oh you know what? I just remembered there's somewhere else entirely I need to be right now! You know how it is, people to see, things to swipe, I'm sure you understand.

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What is the greatest nuisance you face today?

Definitely this guy.

Good thing he’s fun.

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Man, Toyman is going to be so disappointed when he realizes you're just a dude. I MEAN, not JUST a dude, of course. You're certainly more than 'just' anything! I meant.... human. I think he wants you to be a real doll.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure! I have yet to disappoint anyone with what this old cloth sack is stuffed with.

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Man, Toyman is going to be so disappointed when he realizes you're just a dude. I MEAN, not JUST a dude, of course. You're certainly more than 'just' anything! I meant.... human. I think he wants you to be a real doll.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure! I have yet to disappoint anyone with what this old cloth sack is stuffed with.

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You seem like the type that might have the answers. Mr. Toyman, I have this furby, you see. Mr. Tasty. He seems so distant lately, hardly ever wants to touch his food these days. No matter what I do, he seems to just want to go back to sleep. Any advice to help Mr. Tasty through his depressive spell? What do YOU do when your toys are acting more run down than usual?

We-ell... I have a couple of steps! It depends on the toy, of course, but these are a few reliable ones:

Oh, and, of course, always check for an adequate power supply! Batteries or hardline. That's the number-one cause of lethargy in toys, you know!

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Hey, if I cut your cloth open, what’re you full of? Cotton? Wool? Straw? Sand? The bendy bit on plastic straws, but all over?

Treasure??

I’d just like a little peaky-sneaky— and don’t worry, I’ll sew you right up after! Pinkie swear!

~ Toyman 🧸🚂

Just a little peak, suuure, I've heard that one before. How's about we get a little bit more acquainted before we go checking if the batteries are included, yeah?

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W-what’s with that creepy f-feeling crawling down my back all of the su-sudden?

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Hello, everyone! 

I can’t wait for you all to see the bounty of toys I’ve got in store for Metropolis- Gotham- the whole wide world!- or the jokes stuffed up my sleeves!

Everything’s absolutely killer!

[Ask?] [Got something for me?] [FAQ]

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What's your biggest turnon?

Really now, you people keep finding different ways to ask this same question, do you really expect it to change? :]

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Did somebody mention a little souvenir shopping?

Oh! I remember I heard that you've taken Catwoman to Rome once!

You seem to like travelling with rogues there!

Well, I guess one of the reasons are shenanigans!

God forgives me for this mischief but...

James is with you right? He can pass through walls and grab people while invisible?

Sooo while not pull a little most harmless prank?

You know they say if a liar puts their hand in the Mouth of Truth, it will get stuck.

And tourists do love tempt fate!

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What say you, James?

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who is more of a stick, you or Jon?

Well it certainly isn't me! My bet's on Mr. stuck-in-the-mud over there.

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Mr Ragdoll, do you have any pointers for people who might want to you-proof their living places?

Of course!

I'd suggest leaving your windows wide open, and your most prized valuables on the kitchen counter. And cookies! Buuh! Can't stand those things, disgusting.

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Okay, I know different people have different levels of intimacy and confort...

But why are you naked in the apartment?!

What about your roommates?!

And one is a ghost, they don't sleep. So have one in your room is hauting! Like what if he's just there? Watching you sleep?

Though James IS a gentleman.

Do, do you have, you know... Boundaries?

Boundaries? Me? I would never! It's not as if it's anything either of them haven't seen before.

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Can you please give the Riddler a hug?? *does puppy face*

Gladly!

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Are you seeing anyone? Would you ever date a fan?

Oh, I may have someone in mind ... someone who's stolen my raggy little heart completely.

Though this doll's heart might be spoken for, here's a little piece of romance advice, no charge!

If they're not a fan of you, I wouldn't bother trying to date them in the first place. It'll only lead to tears and a nasty lawsuit.