#askjacknimball

[chemighoul]

Sweet, he can see how good Woof’s doing.

Wait, your age!? Are you saying you're 19? I thought you were a grown ass man, not a kid!

Not a GROWN-ASS MAN, really! Nineteen is plenty old! I’m grown enough to have voted for Gore!

Even if, um, I cried when he lost. But nineteen is plenty old!

You can legally enter contracts. And supervillain compacts. And nondisclosure agreements. And be employed by certain nameless entities.

[chemighoul]

@askjacknimball

You uh. You look considerably more manic than usual, what’s the-

…Aw, fuck.

Listen, just go get your own. Get fifty. Just leave mine alone.

[alchemicalterror]

Are you gonna let that metropolis guy steal your shit ?

Aw, he’s fine. We had a nice sit down over snacks and had a chat about personal property, why I don’t take kindly to a fella snooping around where I keep my medical records, and what he can look forward to if he comes here again outside an appointment.

[ask-ragdoll]

Hey, if I cut your cloth open, what’re you full of? Cotton? Wool? Straw? Sand? The bendy bit on plastic straws, but all over?

Treasure??

I’d just like a little peaky-sneaky— and don’t worry, I’ll sew you right up after! Pinkie swear!

~ Toyman 🧸🚂

Just a little peak, suuure, I've heard that one before. How's about we get a little bit more acquainted before we go checking if the batteries are included, yeah?

[riddlesandqueries]

Hee-hee-hee! Hey, riddle guy!

What’s hard work without the L, but still lots and lots of fun?

(Looking forward to playing with you when you get back home, riddle guy~!)

Oh ho! I see my new neighbor knows how to play, fantastic! I look forward to seeing your tois in action.

[bardockarts]

nimball concepts for @askjacknimball 's upcoming redesign

[chemighoul]

You said you like hyenas, right?? How d'you feel about surprises? - Toyman

Uh

Sure?

[alchemicalterror]

Hey, hey, hey, Mister Scraps-and-Straw!!

You have your finger on the pulse of the average Gothamite, don’t you?? You work with the local people a lot, I heard!

What do you think they’d find extra-extra-extra fun? ‘Cause I noticed you all seem to be in need of a lot of cheering up!

- 🚂🧸

I like activities I can do in a group. Bowling is a favorite, or tennis - this time of year, I’d suggest things that get folks out into the parks for what little sunshine we ever get.

Hide and seek, maybe, or kite flying.

[chemighoul]

DRI-INK THE SLUDGE. DRI-INK THE SLUDGE. DRI-INK THE SLUDGE.

[riddlesandqueries]

...do they think I died..?

Looky-looky, everybody!

My first Gotham newspaper– and, eee, I’m on the front, too! Guess things have been pretty quiet as of late, if little old me is big news. 

I hope this means the Bat’ll come out to play– I’ve certainly left enough bait! How many people need to get hurt before he pokes his big ol’ nasty bat-nose out of his cave?

[riddlesandqueries]

…that’s my tie.

What do you look like under the mask?

Come o-o-o-on.

I can't tell you that.

I have a secret identity. I'm not gonna just show you, or else those dumb ol' bullies in capes will go after my defenseless family or target me at home! If all those nights watching the Grey Ghost as a kid taught me anything, it was that you don't give up your secret ID!

Ask me something else!!

[riddlesandqueries]

Oh... Well well. I haven’t seen one of those shirts in years, that’s the promotional design! You really are a clever collector: did you manage to beat it?

How did you loose your arm if you don’t mind me asking?

We-ell, it’s not just the one arm…

[alchemicalterror]

If you could. These are the Riddler’s preferred construction crew and I dunno how he’d take to them being unable to work on accounta mauling.

Also I would like my lab fixed inside of this year.

Are you aware of your ward's new... Uh... Pet?

…….

Ghoul.

What does the internet person mean, Ghoul.

[delightfullyghoul]

Looks like Ghoul's new Lab Assistant has become interesting to Toyman @askjacknimball , you might wanna keep an eye out @chemighoul

I don't know if you like Care Bears, but saw that this Care Bear is going to be released soon (though I guess it would depend on your timeline, that you're in too). I assume if you did like care bears, this would probably be one you would get or like...maybe?

So…

You get that I’m about…16 years too old for these, right? I’m a little too grown for cute stuff.

However, with a little bit of work…

Now we can roll. Thanks for the new lab assistant.

[delightfullyghoul]

Well shit, didn't expect to create a battle from this Care Bears Question/Ask, What have I done LOL! 😂🤣😂😬😭🤣 This has gotten even more interesting than I originally thought

@chemighoul @askjacknimball

@askjacknimball

You uh. You look considerably more manic than usual, what’s the-

…Aw, fuck.

Listen, just go get your own. Get fifty. Just leave mine alone.

[chemighoul]

If it's from the future, then there's no actual value to it yet and it'll be considered a bootleg at best. It's worthless on the market right now and you know it.

@askjacknimball

You uh. You look considerably more manic than usual, what’s the-

…Aw, fuck.

Listen, just go get your own. Get fifty. Just leave mine alone.