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Speaking of kisses, how exactly would you be able to regarding the fact that your mouth is a set of sharp scissor blades? Like, can you control the sharpness, or what? I'm genuinely curious.

"Alright, that's it, anything I get asked about kissing or kisses or mouths is not getting an answer. It's none of your business, anyway!!"

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…assuming vampires and werewolves exist, would you be able to tell if Rock or Paper became one? (Or any other supernatural entity)

"Well, yeah! I'm pretty sure I'd notice if my friends started avoiding the sun or acting weird about the moon."

"I mean, we do live together. I feel like it'd be pretty obvious if something weird was going on."

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You have a girlfriend 🤨

"Several, actually. We hang out when they're all in town."

"See, they're usually away for work. Because they're super successful supermodels."

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Speaking of sweets, have you tried baking before? If you have any dishes you’re good at, tell us 👀

"Uhh.... I haven't really...... tried. Usually it's Paper doing the baking around here."

"I don't think Rock or Paper trust me in the kitchen by myself, anyways. I wasn't exactly the best student in home ec."

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do you kiss paper

"A roommate doesn't kiss and tell. I don't go around asking you if you kiss your friends."

"And I don't think my, uh, girlfriends from out of town would be happy with me if I did that. Yeah."

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if u had to eat one dessert for the rest of your life, what would it be?

"Hard question... probably cookies, though. They're portable, and you can put just about anything in a cookie."

"Nuts, chocolate, fruit, peanut butter, caramel, whole pieces of candy, jam and jelly, oatmeal, cheese, sprinkles, frosting....."

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This is an ask blog for Worse Scissors from Rock, Paper, Scissors!

this is a VERY HEAVILY headcanon-driven ask blog! it'll be run as if this guy was from an adult swim show, ie, There Will Be Mature Topics Discussed. alcohol, drugs, violence, stuff like that.

do NOT send asks wanting real advice. seriously.

slurs in an ask gets you blocked, as does anything bigoted

don't spam asks

most, if not all answers WILL be hand draw, so please have patience! thank you!

magic anons welcome!

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YOU’RE BACK!! Did you like… pass out or something?

"Yeah, actually. How'd you know?"

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woah. that was wacky. Anyway, how was your April Fools day and Easter? (If you celebrated it )

"Well I slept through those two days, so even if I wanted to, I couldn't celebrate."

"Which is... a little weird, since I have trouble sleeping, but... I mean, uh--"

"I just thought laying around all weekend was way more cool and important than those..... fun pranks and.... egg hunts.........."

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Scissors, how do you feel about the tool, scissors?

"Sharp and stylish, just like me. Unless they're like those lame safety scissors you can't even cut anything with."

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"Man! I had the weirdest dream last night!"

"In it, someone stole my identity. What a plot twist, right?"

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Oh hi better Scissors! I wonder where the other guy went. How are *you* doing? Anything special?

"Well, my friends and I had plans to hang out today, so I'm doing pretty great! Any time I can spend with my friends is special!"

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how tf you grow objects and such from dirt??? Ik I’m questioning too much on this but genuinely. How 😵‍💫

i wanna do that

"Well, before you can grow anything, you have to make sure you're planting it in the right season. Otherwise, you'll just be in for a mess of stress!"

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Tbh I find you adorable :] /p

"Well, thanks! That's very sweet!"

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omg- better scissors- hiiii :3 wat are wu doin here on April fools dey?? :00 where’s- ig, ‘og scissors’?

"I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean? I'd like to think of myself as just Scissors, not better than any other guy that might coincidentally also be named Scissors."

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I can physically hear the ‘helllooo!’- I am okay, I swear.

"It is pretty iconic, isn't it? That's what people tell us, at least. I just think it's nice to have a fun spin on greeting someone! First impressions should be good, right?"

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how do you handle so many jobs??? Props on you- but *gawddamn*/pos

"Well, nothing feels like a job if you enjoy what you do!"

"And either way, half the things I do are for fun! A good work-life balance is really important!"