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[ask-slytherin-lovino]

(That one anon isnt annoying you are they?) My question for you is what kind of familiar do you have?

A toad.  A stupid fucking toad that he bought me before my first year.  It doesn’t even do anything besides sit around and jump into my cauldron when I’m trying to make potions.

((Are you referring to the one that’s sent me the string of asks?  Goodness no!  They’re an irl friend of the mun ^^))

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Okay it's obvious that you like him so tell me about the first day that you met him~? How did you feel when you saw him?

When I first met him?  Fuck… That would’ve been back when I was a first year, on the first day of school.  I didn’t think too much of him- just that he was overly friendly and outgoing for someone who just transferred to a new school.

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-starts pelting you with letters that tell you to confess- Guess this means war huh~? Well I'll just send this sicker out then~? -a personal love letter is now being sent to Spain for you via me- (BWAHAHAHA!!)

Incendio!!

How bout you mind your own business, huh?  You don’t see me fucking sending owls with fake love letters to your crush!

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Maybe I should just send an owl to dear Antonio and ask him what he thinks of you~?? I think I might have to do that since I'm not getting a clear answer from you~

You… You wouldn’t dare…

Shoo!!  Shoo!!  Take your fucking letter and shove it somewhere before Antonio comes back from practice!

[ask-slytherin-lovino]

You like Antonio~ You like Antonio~!!! Huehuehue~!!

Is there a way to fucking block people via owl?

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Soooooo~~~~ Who was that fine Hufflepuff of a crush you have~??

I don’t have a crush on anyone, alright?  Stop fucking bugging me about it!  

The Hufflepuff is Antonio Fernández Carriedo.  He’s the seeker for the Hufflepuff Quidditch team.  ...He’s also been giving me flying lessons, since it was found out that I’m absolute shit at it.

[ask-slytherin-lovino]

Whose your crush~??

What?!  Who the fuck says I have a cru-

D-don’t be so loud, dammit!  I’m coming!

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Hi. How's Hogwarts? Have you visited Hogsmeade yet?

It’s alright, I guess...  Way too fucking big though.  And don’t even get me started on the classes.

I visit Hogsmeade whenever I can, to take a break from school.  I was able to start going there two years ago, and got horribly addicted to Butterbeer.  

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ask is now open!

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What house is your brother in??

Griffindor.  I have no clue how someone who tenses up at even the mention of Defense Against The Dark Arts managed to get into that house.