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Happy Birth/Father’s day Stan bros!

Thanks! Where’s my gift?

We shall have cake today, despite neither of us being father’s. We appreciate your kindness!

…can you just say thank you, Pointdexter. Not everything has to be fancy nerd talk

You know Stanley..you don’t get any less annoying no matter how many birthdays we have

Thanks it’s part of my charm!

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So Ford do you know the magnus archives?

Are you making reference to the voice recorded podcast that has gotten wildly popular for their fanciful story telling? Because yes, Mabel and I listen to them together.

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HI FORDSY : )

Salutations. While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I much prefer to be referred to as Ford.

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Hey guys! Hope you're both enjoying your time here on the net! Hope it hasn't gotten too chaotic so far.

Just curious though, how many of your other versions have you met thus far? Especially given Mabel's whole multiverse thing, can't believe you didn't notice it wasn't the 'real' Mabel Stan, her english would've made my professor proud LOL!

Also for the both of you, which adult beverage is your favorite? On a similar note to that, who gets drunk faster? Hope you guys continue having fun!

Allons-y, Matrix

@matrixbearer2024

A couple? I look pretty good in most of the universes. Also, people make mistakes, like forgetting someone’s birthday. I like scotch in the rocks and neat whiskey. Or dirty whiskey. I just really like whiskey. But I don’t really drink anymore. I’m sure that I could out drink Sixer though.

Yes, people do forget, however you flaunted that you'd be right and then were so absurdly wrong that you nearly got us and Mabel trapped forever, so I will be taking that victory. Anyways, I'm not much of an alcohol guy, so I'm not sure if I have a preference. If it's well crafted, I'll drink it, if not, I'll pass. I also can't deny that Stan could put drink me, I'm pretty lightweight in all honesty... Not sure how, but I am.

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what cologne do y'all use

Something called "Whiskey Reserve". Mabel got it for me from BubbleBath and Beyond or something like that.

I use my own musk, I don't believe in using cologne, would give me away to too many creatures. However, Stanley's cologne is quite a good natural deterrent for gnomes.

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Will you jump for the beef

...Depends..what beef?

Stanley..no..

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Give me like 20 bucks, Stan, and I will write you a fanfiction about anything.

$20!? For one fic? Are you insane? Are you crazy? (Are you caught up on the latest season of "Duchess Approves"?)

What's the Duchess Approves? And what are "Fics"?

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

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That's all it takes to be your favorite? Gifts and bribery? ...Noted.

What can I say, I'm a simple man.

No, you're a sellout.

Says the guy that gave his soul to a knockoff corn chip.

I-I have no further comments on this.

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Hi Stan and Ford! I'm getting married tomorrow!

I believe a congratulations is in order!

Ah..it’s beautiful…the scam of marriage.

Stanley. Say. Congratulations.

Oh..uh…I mean…congrats!

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◻️anon has a point!!!

scientifically, why is stan so hot!?

Was just born like that.

..You are ridiculous.

Don't be mad because I'm naturally hotter, Pointdexter

..We are identical twins, Stanley.

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Oooh that may take a bit sadly I have millions in jewels but it can be done in a bit i do know some people

Take your time but know that I am waiting

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what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go?

Do you need an ambulance, Kiddo?

Yes, are you in need of dire medical attention?

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did stan win the funkle bunkle

YES! GRUNKLE STUNKLE WINS THE FUNKLE BUNKLE!

Stanley..are you having a stroke?

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what would you say if i invited you to join me in watching the new season of the great british bake off? 👉🏻👈🏻

Let me grab my pittcola and im ready

The great British..what?

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Stanley Pines? No way! We were in jail together back in the 70’s! How you doing man?

-Val

You’ll have to remind me..when were we and jail together and why?

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For Stanley, Since u traveled to Philippines which food do u like most? (i love palabok n adobo so much hehe)

and u should bring ford next time! If u ever plan to visit my country! ☺

I loved Adobo and Kare-Kare! And as much as I’d love to go back I am actually banned from there.. soo you’ll just have to come here! And spend lots of money in the Mystery Shack Gift Store!

I’m sure that the Philippines are gorgeous and I’d love to go..however, Stanley used my identity when he went and now, I am also technically banned from there.

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Do you know the muffin man?

Why does this feel like a trick question?

I met a muffin man in my travels..but he wasn’t at all like the familiar song children sing…I fear to think of what he would’ve done had he made his way to our realm.