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*in the temple a random person throw herself out the window*

Raiden is quick to teleport the individual back into the safety of the temple walls.

"Explain yourself." He demanded, though behind the stern tone of his voice was concern.

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Raiden has a staff and Fujin has a sword and crossbow, so what made you both choose your weapons?

R: "We decide our weapons through our training in the martial arts. Though we are adept in many types of fighting, I've personally found that my staff best conducts my electricity. Fujin?"

F: "I just enjoy swords."

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Fujinnnnnn can I have a hug?

Also, hi Raiden

"Of course. I've informed Raiden that you've said hello. He has returned the greeting."

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how is raiden so tall? were you just destined to be towering over everyone-

"How? When I was created from the first stirrings of existence, I was to be made in the image of a great protector. You block more blows form a larger shield than one which only blocks a small radius."

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🐕

F: "My turn!"

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🐕

R: "Allow me, Fujin."

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It has been a while, Lord Raiden...I'm not sure if you would remember me, as I've always remained anonymous, but I would always sign off with the same symbol (or two). There was a passing storm here recently, and the low rolling thunder made me think of you. Life has kept me busy (and perhaps you too), but truthfully I missed sending you these messages as I used to, and I hope you are doing well. Thank you for always being such a kind and loving presence here. Please give my warmest hello to Lord Fujin as well. ❄️💜

"As always, it is a joy to hear from you once more. The job of a god never ends, and thus, I am afraid my schedule has been nothing if not busy. Near to the point of being overwhelming. In my darkest times, I am then reminded of why I do what I do. Not simply because I was created and appointed as Earthrealms protector, but because every soul who lives and breathes deserves to rest well. Unafraid of outside forces who threaten their lives. You are among the many who I do this for gladly."

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Raiden, if anyone ships you and Fujin these days in fanfiction and fan art, they'll answer to me. *readies a knife*

"They aught know well we are brothers. In blood, spirit and arms. For someone to fantasize us to be in a 'relationship' outside of anything brotherly aught be ashamed of themselves. It would serve them well to cease such rhetoric."

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Let me test you two on your knowledge of history by asking this one question: Do you remember who "Unsinkable Sam" was?

"The cat who survived several ship wrecks? Once, I had Fujin fooled in believing that cat was an Osh-Tekk warrior, trapped within their wild shape and banished to Earthrealm to live and die as a cat. Hence, why the cat survived through such turmoil."

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"For a moment, I totally forgot how tall both Raiden and Fujin are, so it suddenly dawned on me that Fujin is 6'11" and Raiden is freaking 7"!!!! That just means I'll have to stand on my tippy toes to place these flower crowns on your heads! Come hether please!" 🌺🌻🌹🌷

(Also hello! It's been some time. Hope you're doing well!)

R: "Brother, why is it these rumors of your height increase have been spreading?"

F: "Perhaps I have simply grown another foot taller while you've had your back turned, Raiden."

R: "Stranger things have happened."

(Thank you! I've been doing better, and I hope you are doing the same!)

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does this spark any memories for you two?

" 'Wheat boy?' Hm."

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hello!! i think fujin is really pretty!! have a nice day <3

F: "You are correct in your thoughts. I am rather pretty."

R: "Humble, also."

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🐈

F: "Wait, brother! Allow me to respond to this one."

R: "Very well."

F:

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(flying-caledonian) "Just remember, Thunder God, the more things change, the more things stay the same. We aren't friends," Myrrh hissed.

"I know this lesson well, I assure you."

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hey fujin, do you know how to cook?

"Raiden may answer differently due to the fact he does not enjoy such strong flavors as I, but yes. I've hence began to experiment with Vietnamese food rather recently.

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Now that the dust has cleared...

((I was considering whether or not to change this Raiden to new MK1 Raiden, but have ultimately decided against it. Mind you, I love the new Raiden A LOT! He's hubby for sure, and of course so is MK9-MK11 Raiden, however, I feel like it'd be too drastic a change? That's a lot coming from someone who keeps forgetting the log in to this account and being gone for a long ass time.

Anyway, I've finally written down my pass for this account somewhere I actually wont lose it, so I'll be back at it in a few days.))

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New Mortal Kombat 1 Kombatants: Li Mei, Tanya and Baraka