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How do you guys feel about the Axis?

America- None of them are a match for me, the hero!

England- Here we go again, as for me I like Japan well enough but don't care for the other two.

China- At least Germany can keep the world meetings progressing forward, though Italy is annoying I don't see how pasta can solve global warming?

Russia- Well I like them all, I consider them close friends, even if Japan keeps denying it. I just wish them would hurry up and accept my friendship.

France- What's not to like about them, especially Italy? He actually calls me big brother unlike someone else and he's so cute.

Canada- They don't normally notice me, though when they do Japan is always polite to me. Though Italy does seem to believe I'm some kind of ghost...

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Arthur which one of your former colonies is your favourite?

America- Obviously me! How could he pick anyone else!?

Canada- Oh well maybe he'll pick

France- America don't just assume it'll be you or are you forgetting my Seychelles counts as one of his former colonies too!

China- No way, Hong Kong is his favourite I don't see how he could pick anybody else

Canada- Well there's also

Russia- Why don't we just let England answer?

America- It's clearly me right iggy?!

England- New Zealand, he's actually polite and still listens to me!

America- What!?

Canada- ...

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If murder wasn't against the law, it was a yes for you China?

China- Of course not, I was just pointing out that it's against the law!

Russia- You used to be so much more fun

France- I'm not sure I like your idea of fun...

America- But we're nations, the laws don't apply to us!

England- That's wrong and you know it! The amount of times I've had to talk police officers into letting you go with a warning begs a differ!

Canada- At least you can talk to them when I've tried they take no notice of me

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England how mad are you with America?

England- Mad about what? America what have you done now!?

America- I haven't done anything, I don't think?

China- I find that hard to believe

Russia- I can tell you how mad I am with America, I'm very angry with him

China- That doesn't count, your always mad at him

France- So is England

Canada- They have a point

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The same as the nordic ask but the tomato gang!

France- Well Spain is of course the best member, he's one of my closest friends

England- More like the worst member

America- I like Romano best, he tried to work for me a while back but it didn't go very well, but I still consider him a friend!

Canada- Netherlands I guess? He seems nice and sends me tulips each year.

Russia- Belgium, she's a nice nation who doesn't always seem easily intimidated by me, she's also good friends with my sisters.

England- I'm not entirely sure who the official members of their "gang" is. If Portugal counts then I'm obviously choosing him! He's one of the only nations I can actually rely on.

China- Luxembourg, he's a sensible nation who can actually get work done in the meetings.

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Do you guys have pockets??? It’s very important information

Canada- I do I have two pockets which I use for

America- I do! I have two on my jacket, they're great for holding burgers!

England- You interrupted Canada you twit! And you shouldn't keep food in your clothes!

America- You're just jealous that you only have four small pockets!

England- I'm not jealous I have no need for them!

France- I have fake pockets, real pockets would ruin the uniform

England- You're supposed to put practicality over design!

France- Is that why you dress the way you do?

China- I also only have two small pockets

Russia- I have a very large ones on the inside of my jacket, it's where I keep my magic metal pipe of pain!

China- Don't get it out!

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England- For the last time, colour is spelt with a U!

America- There is no U!

England- I invented the language!

America- And I've improved it!

France- Or you could both speak French and call it Couleur!

England- Nobody asked you frog!

Canada- Should we try to stop them?

China- There's no point, they'll just find something else to argue against

Russia- And it's fun to watch!

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Is murder ok?

America- As the hero, I'm going to go with no!

China- Of course not, it's against the law

Russia- Of course it is, how else would you get rid of your enemies?

France- Strike against them!

England- Spy on them for information, then use it for blackmail

Canada- Or just have a friendly debate...

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If you all had to choose a favourite nordic, who would you choose?

England- Easy, Norway is the one I'm closest to, he understands me!

America- Probably because you both have imaginary friends. Anyway I like Denmark! He's fun to go drinking with, normally Prussia comes too!

Russia- I like Finland, he is difficult to beat but I consider him a good friend!

China- I'm not sure he would feel the same way. I'm not really close to any of them but if I had to choose then Iceland. He spends a lot of time with Hong Kong and seems nice enough.

Canada- Sweden's nice, he can look intimidating but is actually friendly, he notices me a lot too...

France- I'd also have to pick Finland, he's the nordic I'm friendliest with

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Hi 🤗 By any chance, have any of you saw the @askthetomatogang recently? And by recently, I mean 3 days or less 😅 You are all friends, right? You should check on them, just to be sure that everything is alright with them... Or if they don't need help... to break some kind of Black Magic. 😨 I mean... There are crazy people every where playing with haunted books... I heard this somewhere 😳

France- Black magic? Crazy people with books? Angleterre what did you do to them!?

England- It's got nothing to do with me!

America- I didn't even know those guys had a blog, but as the hero it's my job to save them!

Russia- We can all help, they are our friends!

America- I'm not sure they would consider you a friend...

Russia- Did you say something?

Canada- Why are you looking at me!? I didn't say anything!

China- I'm not sure we would be much help, we can barely answer an ask without world war 3 breaking out...

((I'm glad you told me to check out @askthetomatogang or I would've been very confused by this ask))

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China, how old aru you? 🤔

China- It's not polite to ask someone their age!

Canada- If you don't want to tell us, you don't have to

America- I thought the saying was it's not polite to ask a lady her age?

France- Is there something you want to tell us, China?

England- Get your mind out the gutter frog! China isn't a girl!

France- It doesn't make much of a difference anyway...

Russia- Why would you not be proud of your age? It shows how good you are at survival!

America- Yeah and rire.dorito.marshellow.oreo.meato wants to know!

England- That's not their name!

China- If it's that important to you all then I'm 4000 years old...

((If you try to look up how old China is you'll get a lot of different answers, the most common ones I found were 3500, 4000 and 5000. So I went off China's character song Aiyah 4000 years))

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America, how many burgers can you eat under a minute?

America- Easily 10, maybe more if I really try?

China- That many? Why would you even want to do that!?

America- Because it's good, I should try now!

England- No, I refuse to sit here and watch you try to eat an absurd amount of rubbish!

France- Because your food is so much better?

England- As a matter of fact my food is fine the way it is!

Russia- I say let him try, he might choke!

Canada- That's not a good thing...

((I looked it up the world record is 5, so I doubled it for America))

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ENGLAND!!! TEA AND BISCUITS FOR EVERYONE!!

England- You remembered my birthday!?

France- Of course everyone remembered, now you can spend it with me

China- I also brought some tea

Russia- and I've got the vodka!

Canada- Happy birthday England

England- Oh Canada! You're also here, thanks for the card.

Russia- Aren't we missing one, where's America?

China- probably at a McDonald's...

America- Wait for me, don't start the party without the hero!

England- America, you really shouldn't be late, where were you?

America- it took me all day but I made these for you!

England- Scones!? Well there not as good as mine but thankyou America, I'm sure they'll be adequate

America- Happy birthday Iggy!

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America- Hey does anybody know what the limey's problem is today?

France- He has been acting grumpy today

China- I noticed it too, he seems upset about something

Russia- We could just ask him

America- No way! This is Iggy we're talking about, he'll just deny everything then lecture us about healthy eating or something!

Canada- It's his birthday, you didn't all forget did you?

America- I just wish I knew what was wrong

Canada- America It's his birthday! Did you forget? A lot of his former colonies including me gave cards and gifts, did you not get anything?

America- Maybe a trip to McDonald's would cheer him up?

Canada- AMERICA, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!

America- Woah, hey Canada when did you get here?

Russia- It's England's birthday, how fun!

China- Now that you mention it, I remember Hong Kong sending a card to him this morning

France- this explains everything, he always gets extra grumpy around his birthday. Mainly because he always waits for his brothers to wish him a happy birthday and they never do. I doubt America forgetting has helped either...

America- It's fine, the hero will fix this with a birthday surprise!

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Is Canada also here?

China- Is who here?

Russia- Are you trying to make us look stupid by making up nation?

France- All five of us are here...

England- Wasn't there at least six!?

America- Iggy, are you going senile or something? We're all here!

Canada- I've been here the whole time, but they haven't noticed me yet...

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Russia, what are your thoughts on America?

Russia- America? He's my friend like the rest of the allies! Though he can be a tricky one with all his beliefs and wars, sometimes I really want to see him in pain. But he is also one of the only nations that doesn't seem to fear me, I appreciate that.

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France, why are you pink!?

France- Why not? What's wrong with pink? It's a great colour which stands out, just like me!

China- I'm not sure, it's a bit feminine to me

America- Dude, I thought you wanted to be purple?

England- He did but Russia also wanted purple, and we all know who would win if it came down to a fight.

Russia- We could arm wrestle for the purple if you want?

France- No! I'm good with the pink!