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ive just realised that someone was maybe flirting with me but ive forgot who it was

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- an alien trying to blend in at a kink party

keep cutting holes in myself but no one seems to want to fuck me through it

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new reaction image just dropped

You heard it here first kids 😂

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i need a bird enthusiast to get a tattoo saying "no regrets, only egrets"

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because its a hidden role game, adding a "jester" like character role who isnt drunk but DID take a psychedelic and you lose if you vote them out

imagine a cutaway to a confessional with sam in his suit, pupils wide as dinner plates behind his glasses. he’s seeing god right now but also he has this show to host and there are 8 beautiful sober people screaming at him. paul robalino is doing double duty as a producer AND trip sitter. it’s absolute chaos in the studio

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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

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Please universe let something super lesbian happen to me during pride month

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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are you loud in bed?

you could say that

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in the name of the father, the momma, and the maury spirit

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"you are marginal gentry in the mcmansion kingdom". feels like an old timey insult. very "sentence no one has said before" core.

I think the psychology of Jeremy Renner is very funny, like not as an individual but as a specific location within society. I’m thinking about what Parkins (and Engels and etc) said about the petit-bourgeoisie being marked by a deep abiding terror over the instability of their own fortunes, that unlike the aristocracy there is not the same institutional guarantee of intergenerational class reproduction, and so the middle classes are terrified of every shadow on the wall for fear it could ruin them financially. So strong is this terror that this is a subjectivity inhabited by successful and unsuccessful people alike. And I’m also thinking about that Indigo F video essay about the gaylor phenomenon where they talk about how people who like extremely popular things (like the MCU) feel a deep insecurity over their own mainstream tastes and want to position themselves as being cool in the culture (thus a potential explanation for the gaylor phenomenon as a post-hoc justification for liking the most popular musician on the planet).

And so combining these two things together, to be an actor in something so dominant as the MCU, there also needs to be a similar bourgeois terror/hegemonic insecurity right ? We all heard what Martin Scorsese said about those movies. But at least if you’re Robert Downey Jr you’re something approaching a real actor on top of being one of the A-list stars in said hegemony, so there’s a certain level of security there. But Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye. You are marginal gentry in the McMansion kingdom, but you don’t even get the security of being gentry, you’re just bourgeois. So you create an app themed after yourself. The Jeremy Renner app. That is an articulation of a deep unshakeable terror at your own existence. Every time he appears on camera you can see the horror in his eyes no matter how well he tries to mask it

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i spent an hour and a half on this.

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Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

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This went in a different direction than I expected

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new courtship method just dropped

someone's talking about suicide? date them!

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i think that if i was a reincarnation of marilyn monroe, that one way you could tell is that, i would be better at dancing

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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame