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Who's so obviously in the closet that it's actually annoying

🍷: Ocean. And Mischa. Definitely Mischa and Ocean.

💰: Orphan a-hole.

🍬: Ocean… sorry Oce…

🧸: Someone is in the closet? Who?

🐱: *Signing* Mischa, Ocean, and maybe Jane?

🌊: *Shrugs* I don’t know? Maybe Mischa?

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Mischa will you marry me?

Please

Im desperate

Ive been told no way too mant times

Please

💰: Can’t 😥 Am already married to Talia.

🍷: No. He can’t. He’s taken.

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What’s the choir’s opinion on naked chickens

🌊: Chickens are already technically naked as they don’t wear clothes. For that reason I don’t care for them as it’s more normal to see a “naked chicken” than a clothed chicken.

🍷: They should let me dress them up. I could make them look so pretty! Like Monique!

💰: Naked chicken? Never seen. I eat the chicken.

🍬: Honestly I’m a little bit scared of chickens already… there’s nothing behind those eyes!

🧸: They should put clothes on?

🐱: *signing* I prefer cats 🤷

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*pushes Ocean off a bench* Oh no Oceans fallen over and broke her leg!! What a shame!!

🌊: WHAT THE HECK!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!😭

🧸: Oh no…

🍷💰: *both dying of laughter*

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hey Jane Ocean has a rare disease that can only be cured if you kiss her so you should probably go kiss her now

🧸: Oh no! I must find her!

🌊: what? No no Jane I’m okay! I don’t have a disease! You don’t have to kiss me!!

🍷: yeah you do. It’s called being ginger.

🌊: die.

🧸: so I don’t have to kiss you?

🌊: no you don’t.

🍷: I swear to god…

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Give me music recs plss

💰: BadEgg on the YouTube’s, Nickleback, Eminem.

🍬: Probably Mitski, or Lana del Ray, ooh or Olivia Rodrigo!

🍷: ABBA, Will Wood, MARINA, that sort of thing.

🌊: Taylor Swift, up with the people, and classical music. (And secretly Girl in Red)

🐱: Ricky Montgomery, David Bowie, Weezer, Green Day, Lemon Demon, that sorta stuff!

🧸: Ocean showed me Girl in Red and Fish in a Birdcage!

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Noel, what's your opinion on the fact that my bsf called you a twink?

🍷: Um first of all. Rude. I am not a twink, I am just fruity! And two, I am that fucked up girl, not a twink😠

💰: What is twink? The cream log?

🍷: …

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RICKY, WHATS YOUR OPINION ON WEEZER 🎤🎤🎤🎤

🐱: AMAZING. WOULD DIE FOR (kinda did?), IN MY PLAYLIST FOR WHEN I GO TO ZOLAR. REPEATEDLY PLAYED. FERAL OVER THEM.

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Ocean babes come on, not only do you blush when you look at Jane but you also bite your lip and have this weird lovey dovey look in your eye

🌊: that’s um… that’s because sometimes she looks really pretty! I’m not gay though! She’s just a really good friend I would like to get to know better!

🐱: and I thought Mischa and Noel were bad…

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Hey Ocean, how come you blush every time you look at Jane?

🌊: that is completely absurd! I do not do such a thing! It is because my skin is naturally red especially near the face!

🍷: you want to kiss her so bad.

🌊: SHUT UP NOEL! NO I DO NOT!!

(As her face is bright red)

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Noel, what's your favorite thing about Mischa

Mischa, what's your favorite thing about Noel

🍷: Oh where to start…? He’s so handsome, his eyes shine like gold, his smile is blinding and his hair is always perfectly messy. His accent is perfect and it’s like every move he makes is decided by the gods. His protectiveness is also hot… but yeah! He’s a great… friend!

💰: Poet is cool and also does not like orphan a-hole. Best friend!

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Choir Colors (and emojis for any colorblind people😊) :

🧸Jane

🌊Ocean

🍷Noel

🐱Ricky

💰Mischa

🍬Constance

Ships (they’re both in denial about liking one another🤭):

Nischa

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