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*blood curdling screams of terror*

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Le' Gasp!

"FRENCH🫵"

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Do you like pineapple on pizza 🍕???

Cause I don't

"I DO! It's so good! You guys just don't have sophisticated taste buds, like me!"

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It was your birthday?? Sick man! Mines in just a few days 🖐️😌 didn’t know we was neighbors

"I-i definitely missed your birthday, I'm sorry."

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2012 Leo is hotter than you

"Okay, but who's ask blog are you on rn???? Saying he's better than me, yet ya keep crawling on back to ol' Leon neon, huh?"

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Don't listen to the others. You eat all the blue paint you want fam 😌

"WHY THANK YOU! At least some people care about me🥱🥱"

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"Uuuuuh, guys? You're not gonna believe this!

I got a content warning...for a post...that is only a reaction image of Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes Back in Action....

HOWWWWWW IS THAT A MATURE POST????????

OH YE GODS OF TUMBLR HOW DOES YOUR CONTENT WARNING SYSTEM WORK!!!

WHY DO YOU FIND BUGS BUNNY SO SCARY AND MATURE!!!!!????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!????!!!!!"

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You ok boy blue?

"Dandy."

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You're not really helping yourself, faceless man.

"It's okay, we can't break up because we're brothers🤣🤣��😭"

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🫵🏳️‍🌈❔️

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How many questions have they sent you already? (Anons, followers, random people)

"I had 20 which I kept delaying. I knoooowwww, I'm sorryyyyy. I just don't like typing, you guys can't see my funny facial expressions when I talk and- OMG MIKEY DID YOU JUST FART! DUDE THAT IS NASTY! SMELLS LIKE YOU SH- wait a minute? Is my chat to speech still on?"

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hi leo, i'm going to bring positivity to your blog now! down with self loathing amirite? so what's your FAVORITE thing about yourself? :-)

– 🧩

"Oh ho ho hoooo, where do I even start? Is there a character limit to what you can write on Tumblr??"

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have you met any of your cross dimensional counterparts ? the many other leo’s out there in the multiverse…

"Not physically only by magical crossover here on Tumblr. But it's probably for the best, I'd slay them all down just with looks alone. And don't even get me started on humour, they're all so boring and serious! Like, lighten up guys? Hello???"

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Hiiii, Leeeoooo! Can you give these marigold flowers to your brother, Mikey? Please?

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If you could, would you rather meet Stan Lee or Walt Disney?

"I guess Stan Lee cause comic book artists are so cool."

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Im taking your face, yoink!

"My face....🥺🥺🥺"