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Hey miu do you know how to make something to let a ghost kiss someone?

“Hmmm... Well, uh-”

“To do that I’d hafta bring Pooichi to this fuckin’ plane of existence! And not even someone as GREAT as I could do shit like that?”

“But maybe...”

“WELL! There’s nothin’ a little bit of fuckin’ magic can’t fix!”

(2/5)

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On yeah, I forgot ghosts can't kiss people.

it’s okay! we have something planned

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Kiibo for the Sleeping beauty M!A with Shuichi as the other character?

“Wait... does this mean I have to kiss kiib-”

*THUNK*

“Wait?! I’m a ghost- I can’t kiss anyone?!?!”

“Well uh- Kiibo’s gonna be unavailabile for a bit...”

(1/5 asks)

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A compiled list of M!A’s to get inspired! Before you reblog this post, make sure anon is turned on so people can send them in.

If the anon does not specify a duration, Mun gets to decide how long these last. 

M!A Tongue Twisted: Mun gets full control over the Muse’s dialogue, answering in their stead with whatever they would say at that moment. The Muse’s actions remain their own. 

M!A ‘Till Death Do Us Part: your Muse wakes up from a haze, just as they’re saying their ‘I do’s’ to the next person who reveals themselves in their inbox [off anon, or with a specified Muse].

M!A Fun Sized: your Muse has become small enough to fit in the palm of someone’s hand!

M!A Yes, sir!: your Muse must agree to any proposal and obey any order given. 

M!A Truth Serum: your muse has been given a truth serum and must answer any and all questions truthfully!

M!A Amnesia: your Muse has lost their memory, can anyone help them remember? 

M!A Daddy? Do I Look Like–?: your Muse has become a parent! 

M!A Cinderella: your muse is stuck in a poofy princess dress [complete with glass slippers] until midnight. The dress cannot be removed by any means, magical or otherwise.

M!A Obsession: your Muse becomes obsessed with [insert person/thing/habit]. 

M!A Meow: your Muse has become [insert an animal here]. 

M!A Are You There?: your Muse hears the voice of [insert character] inside their head. 

M!A Change of Heart: a good character becomes evil, and vice versa. 

M!A Barkeep, Whiskey!: your Muse is shit-faced, drunk off their ass.

M!A Atchoo!: your Muse is sick! They have a very bad cold! 

M!A That Winged Bastard, Cupid: your Muse has been struck by cupid’s arrow! They will fall in love with the next person they see and will become absolutely smitten.

M!A Chained: your Muse is chained to a wall and unable to escape on their own. Lasts until they are released, or somehow manage to escape.

M!A PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON: your Muse can’t find ANY clothes to wear, anything they try to put on goes up in smoke. 

M!A I’m Sensitive Aubrey!: your Muse has become super sensitive to physical touch. The brush of fingers makes their skin erupt into goosebumps, though rough treatment hurts more. 

M!A Nyah~: your Muse now has a cat tail and ears! Enjoy!

M!A Sleeping Beauty: your Muse has fallen asleep and only a kiss from [insert character] can awaken them! Those who kiss and fail to wake the muse will fall prey to the sleeping curse too. [Until original cursed muse is woken up] 

M!A Sing It, Swing It!: your Muse can only speak through song and has a compulsion to dance at all times! 

DON’T send these to @averymagicalanon

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Maki are both of your hair mouths seperate entities? If so do they ever fight each other?

“...”

“Yes, they are. And they constantly fight each other, it’s annoying as hell.”

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Carve ,,,,,, PUMPKIN

“Nyeh... Hello, we carved pumpkins for halloween, but they’re all mushy so we can’t show them... carving them was a pain...”

“Carving pumpkins with Yumeno-Chan was the best! I made mine as scary as possible! Ouma said mine nor Yumeno-Chan’s wasn’t scary, but I think I scared him when he got a pumpkin to the head.”

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“IT’S SPOOKY SEASON Y’ALL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!”

“IT’S THE SEASON OF GHOSTS! FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“...”

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Hi Angie! Are you dead or what? Who turned you into a vampire?

“Angie is indeed dead!”

“On Angie’s island, when one comes of age, they are turned into a vampire by Kami-sama!”

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“Hi! It’s Kaede, and we need y’alls help! Iruma is trying to steal everyone’s underwear! So what we need from you is your credit card details, your phone number, and your address. Thanks!”

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Kiyo! What species of snakes make up your hair? Are they venomous?

“Ah! Interesting question dear anon. I’ve done some research in the past about this. The snakes that comprise my hair appear to be Black Racer snakes, who are indeed non-venomous. And though they appear to eat just about anything, I doubt they could kill something as large as a human, so nobody is in danger, kukuku...”

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(Not to a character but thank god Kiyo clarified that his sister and lover were two separate people)

We are through believers in incest is N O T wincest

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So Kiyo's a gorgon... I know this might be a stupid question since I know the aftermath of this but what's it like when you look at people without your glasses? Have you ever unintentionally turned someone you cared about to stone?

“Ah, hello. Do not worry, you are only curious after all. But for your first questions- yes, I do turn people into stone without my glasses. For your second question, while both my sister and lover - the two people I care most about - are dead, I was not the cause of it. I hope that answers your question well enough. I wish you a good day.”

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Kaito! What’s i our favorite pastime?

“Oh! Lemme tell ya what I like to do!”

“I like training with my sidekicks!”

“I mean – duh, who wouldn’t?”

“But honestly... at night...”

“I always find myself looking at the moon.”

“I dunno if it’s a werewolf thing or not? But I find that having my eyes right on the finish line motivates me more than enough to get through the next day!”

“...except on full moons. Then I crash at Harumaki’s place, haha!”

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Kokiiiichiii! I hate you, but I love you. WHYYYYY?! T~T

“Honestly I don’t see why anybody would love me. Y’know, the whole supreme leader of an evil organization and/or king of hell? But if you’re one of those weirdos who’s into that then you do you~!”

“Oh! Oh! But to PROPERLY answer your question. It’s ‘cause you’re an indecisive freak.”

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Hey Kiyo, I’ve got a question. Certain depictions of Gorgons have Serpent tails in place of legs. Do you?

“I find it quite intriguing how myths get twisted into new forms over time.”

“However, to answer your question, I do indeed have legs.”

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So is Kiibo just a robot? Does a robot even count as a monster?

“Yep! Kiibo is indeed just a robot. And we’re not really sure. One time Ouma called Kiibo a monster, and Kiibo called him robophobic, but theeeen- Kiibo said that he was a monster just like everyone else? So yeah, not so sure.”

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i reccomend drawing answerz when itz important!!

don’t worry, we already do!